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10 wildly inappropriate Halloween pumpkin carvings… including a STRIPPER and a cannabis leaf

CARVING a pumpkin at Halloween can be tricky.

And, sometimes, the classic Jack-o’-lantern (think triangular eyes and a wide toothy grin) just doesn’t cut it.

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A stripper is carved into one Halloween lanternCredit: killsometime.com

Now, some creative folk have crafted hilariously rude designs out of their bright orange squashes and shared the results online.

One dirty minded carver cut out a stripper design, complete with enormous breasts, while another crafted out a pair of hands so the pumpkin looks like a bum that is being grabbed.

One pumpkin looks like he's had too much pulp as an anxious pal looks onCredit: g-ecx.images-amazon.com
A cannabis leaf is etched into one giant squashCredit: loldrugs.com

Sex seems to be a common theme amongst cheeky Halloween enthusiasts who want to give their veg an X-rated edge.

Two unicorns can be seen getting frisky on one pumpkin, while another depicts a swarm of sperm making its way to a giant egg.

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 A deranged pumpkin looks like it has eaten a child in one comical snapCredit: Imgur
Sperm are etched onto one pumpkin, appearing to make their way towards the eggCredit: jennifersmall.tumblr.com

One laugh-out-loud design sees a female pumpkin giving birth to a baby pumpkin.

Other outrageous carvings include a cannabis leaf and a pumpkin who looks like he’s had too much pulp.

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This pumpkin looks like a bum that is being grabbed by two handsCredit: blogger.com
Two unicorns get frisky on this X-rated lanternCredit: IMGUR

A stream of seeds spew out of the squash’s mouth while an anxious pumpkin pal looks on.

Sinister designs also feature.

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One evil-eyed pumpkin looks like it has eaten a child as Babygro-covered legs are positioned at its mouth.

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Two demented pumpkins have also gone on a killing spree and are surrounded by split squash and bloodied heads.

Carving your own rude pumpkin can be a doddle this Halloween.

This female pumpkin has been arranged so it looks like its giving birthCredit: parenting.com
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First, choose a large pumpkin and use a sharp serrated knife to cut off the crown.

Then, use a large serving spoon to scoop out the seeds, fibres and some of the flesh. Discard.

This crazy pumpkin has gone on a killing spree and is surrounded by squashed squashCredit: Fail Epic Fai / Imgur
The Halloween pumpkins are a far cry from the standard Jack-o-lanternsCredit: Imgur
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Draw your design on the squash with a marker pen and then carefully carve it out. Always cut away from you in case the knife slips.

Pop a tea light inside the pumpkin and replace the crown.

Voila! A spooky and (incredibly inappropriate) pumpkin is yours to marvel at.

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