LAUREN Goodger and Jack Fincham were too busy having "rumpy pumpy" together to turn up to This Morning, claims Lady Colin Campbell.
The Celebs Go Dating star made fun of her "missing" co-stars for failing to turn up to their joint interview today.
The pair were scheduled to appear on the program at 11.45am, but annoyed presenters Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford revealed they were a no-show.
It's after they were pictured looking all partied out leaving the Celebs Go Dating wrap party at Libertines nightclub in the early hours.
Kicking off the interview with Lady C, Eamonn said: "You are the only one who turned up. Some party that must have been."
Pulling no punches, Lady C insisted: "I think we know where they are and what they're doing. The only question mark is with who.
"I saw them as I was leaving which was well after midnight. Lauren seemed a little bit... unsteady. I did point out we were meant to be seeing each other early today.
"Some people are like Oscar Wilde, they can resist anything but temptation.
"Two words...rumpy pumpy."
When approached by The Sun Online about Lady C's claims, Lauren's spokesman insisted: "These accusations are 100 per cent incorrect."
Trying to defend the couple - who started dating after meeting on Celebs Go Dating - Ruth brought the conversation to an end.
But the concerned host added: "We can't find you anywhere. We're a little bit worried."
Former TOWIE star Lauren admitted she is dating Jack in her first TV comeback in two years - but think it's just a bit of fun.
She told Heat Magazine: "He is a nice boy. I fancy him. But he is new to fame and newly single, so I feel like he needs to go out there and enjoy being single.
"You don't need to settle down at that age."
Earlier in the show, Ruth and Eamonn flashed up snaps of Lauren and Jack leaving the club late last night.
Eamonn revealed: "Lady Colin Campbell was supposed to be joined by Jack Fincham and Lauren Goodger, but we're told there was a wrap party of Celebs Go Dating last night.
"And they haven't..."
Cutting Eamonn off to reveal images of Lauren and Jack, Ruth added: "There they are coming out of the party last night.
"No one has seen them since. They were supposed to be here with us.
"If you're watching guys, where are you? What are you doing?"
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