In Fabric review: Thank god for films like this to give us a shot in the veins

DESPITE the first 30 minutes of Peter Strickland’s Arthouse-Hammer focusing on this very act, I would advise firmly against seeing In Fabric on a first date.

It’s scary, gory, filthy, extremely funny in places, but utterly, utterly mad.

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Taking the Boxing Day sales as a springboard, this kinda-chapterised tale is in the face of it, about a haunted dress.

I mean, it is about a haunted dress, an indestructible, vengeful, floaty piece of fabric that offs anyone daring enough to put it on.

We have newly divorced Sheila (Marianne Jean-Baptiste) and couple Babs (Hayley Squires) & Reg (Leo Bill) all falling foul.

Circling them in simultaneously terrifying and hilarious ways are vampiric shop assistants and discombobulated bank managers (Julian Barret bringing another level of surrealism).

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It’s as if Reeves and Mortimer were asked to make a porny-horror film that would confuse even them.

Several scenes are eye-wateringly graphic (both sexually and violently) and the tone of the movie will certainly not be to all tastes, but even though I had little clue exactly what statement on consumerism Strickland is trying to make, thank goodness films like this come along every now and then to give us a shot in the veins.

In Fabric (15)

★★★☆☆