Liam Gallagher has treatment for arthritis and says it’s ‘rock ‘n’ roll’

Social media: “Social media is really bad for your head. I know it sounds harsh, but I’d ban young kids from using it. It warps you. They’ll all reject it anyway in the future and it’ll just be us silly old c**ts on it.”

Seeing John Lennon’s ghost: “Years ago I thought I saw the ghost of John Lennon in Liverpool, in a hotel. I was passed out in my bed, off my box, woke up and – in my head – I saw John Lennon at the window, wearing a denim jacket, long hair, round bins and no beard. He was at the window, waving. To be fair, it couldn’t have been a ghost because ghosts are in black and white. Lennon was colour. They can be colour? We need to look into that. But he would be, wouldn’t he, he was Psychedelic John. He looked very well. He didn’t look dead.”

Brexit: “I don’t know what Brexit is. Does anyone, really? All I do know is that David Cameron wants his bollocks f**king electrocuting for bringing it on in the first place. I like going to Europe! I like that freedom. I get everyone is struggling, especially outside of London. But is that to do with Brexit? I don’t know, man. Seems like a load of f**king bollocks to me.”

The rift with Noel: “I’ve still got the hump. All I ever give him is love but he slags me off, so I’m gonna bite. Then again, without us there’d be nothing. Music would be dead because everyone is so nice. It needs us to stir it up.”