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HMMMM. I can understand the reasons behind this remake of the 1989 film based on Stephen King’s (throwaway) novel - but I can’t understand why they didn’t make it... better.

You’ll probably know the plot already. Family move to a remote house on the borders of a sleepy town after a bit of the quiet life. Dad Louis (Jason Clarke in his millionth movie this year) works at a University hospital and suffers visions of a student who’s life he failed to save. His daughter Ellie (Jeté Laurence) has befriended their neighbour Jud (John Lithgow) who knows a bit more about the strange land they now own.

 Ellie (Jeté Laurence) befriends neighbour Jud (John Lithgow, left), who knows more about the strange land her family now own
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Ellie (Jeté Laurence) befriends neighbour Jud (John Lithgow, left), who knows more about the strange land her family now ownCredit: AP:Associated Press

When Ellie’s beloved cat ‘Church’ (named after Winston Churchill, which also gives the film it’s best joke) is hit by a truck, Jud shows Louis how to use the ancient land beyond the Pet Sematary (an area that locals use to bury their pets) and bring the cat back to life - which inexplicably he agrees to rather than tell their daughter the cat is dead.

It kind of works, which only encourages Louis to seek the same desperate measures later on - a really bad move.

It’s an MTV horror film - too reliant on jump scares with not enough evil.

It borrows from too many recognisable sources (The Haunting of Hill House getting a nod, along with A Quiet Place - again) and doesn’t follow up on the interesting subplots (mum Rachel has the best of these).

Feels a bit of a rush job to capitalise on IT, but hasn’t done itself - or the original film any favours.


Pet Sematary (15)

★★☆☆☆


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