TODGER TRAUMA
Gogglebox viewers put off their dinner by huge cyst on donkey’s ‘todger’
Poor Gary the donkey put viewers off their dinner
GOGGLEBOX had viewers wincing tonight as the Yorkshire Vet was called in to treat Gary the donkey’s rather infected penis.
Fans of the show tweeted seeing the messy member had put them off their dinner.
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In tonight’s episode, viewers watched as Gary the donkey needed emergency attention from the Yorkshire Vet.
Pulling up to the farm vet Julian revealed he was there to see a male donkey because there was a "problem with his penis".
The farmers explained that although Gary seemed OK within himself, they were worried about his very sore looking todger.
As the cameras zoomed in on the bloody wound, many of the cast exclaimed in shock horror - as did the viewers of the show.
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One wrote: "This has put my right off my battered sausage. Wish I’d had the cod now #gogglebox"
While one viewer had no sympathy for the cast, tweeting: "I mean, if you eat your dinner while watching the Yorkshire Vet, you deserve everything you get #Gary #Gogglebox
But many felt sad for poor Gary, as one empathetic viewer tweeted: "Je suis Gary. #Gogglebox"
Julian the vet wanted to get a better look at Gary's gherkin so decided to bring the donkey's girlfriend, Jenny, in to help get things moving.
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Quite rightly, Jenny was having none of it and kicked her legs back to keep her mate's gnarly knob away from her.
One viewer tweeted: "Poor old Gary and his knob rot. Has he being seeing a skanky mare behind Jenny’s back? #Gogglebox"
Julian the vet assured the farmers Gary would recover in a couple of days but it didn't stop lots of men revealing it had made for uncomfortable viewing.
One wrote: "A collective wince from all the men watching #Gogglebox, poor Gary 😭"
While another added: "Men shuddering everywhere now #Gary #donkey #gogglebox"
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