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LOVE Island winners Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham have proved they’re just as fake as her eyelashes and his dangerously bright teeth.

The couple revealed their inevitable reunion today having realised a split would affect their bank balances.

 Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham have reunited for a 'commercial' decision
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Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham have reunited for a 'commercial' decision

Now brace yourselves for an onslaught of smiley social media pictures over Christmas, when in reality they will be as happy as Dani’s dad Danny after he’s been slapped with a swear ban.

The couple, who split last week just 129 days after their Love Island win, have recorded various TV shows together that are yet to air.

A source said: “Jack and Dani’s break-up caused massive headaches for producers.

“They’ve filmed a number of shows together, including the Love Island Christmas Reunion and their own reality series, and they are ruined if they don’t stay together.

 The Love Island winners announced their reunion after realising a split would affect their bank balances
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The Love Island winners announced their reunion after realising a split would affect their bank balancesCredit: Rex Features
 The couple split last week just 129 days after their Love Island win
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The couple split last week just 129 days after their Love Island winCredit: Rex Features
Dani spoke out on Instagram after their split - but Hack stayed silent
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Dani confirmed their split in an Instagram post after The Sun Online exclusively revealed the shock newsCredit: INSTAGRAM/DANI DYER

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“They were also just weeks away from presenting the red carpet coverage at the National Television Awards together, an impossible gig for them if they’re not in a relationship.

“Their reconciliation has only been for commercial reasons, they aren’t genuinely in love and even had to rope in Danny Dyer to say they’re back together, rather than telling fans themselves.”

Danny tried to play down their split to Jonathan Ross during a recording of his show to be shown on Saturday.

 Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham last month were slammed by fans as they got paid to promote McDonalds on Instagram
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Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham last month were slammed by fans as they got paid to promote McDonalds on InstagramCredit: instagram

He said: “You know what women are like. I’m just saying she got a little bit irate, screaming and shouting. I don’t know what was going on but now they’re sweet.”

On Wednesday even Dani’s grandmother Christine posted a string of foul-mouthed tweets slamming critics who refuse to believe the charade.

She tweeted: “Dani doesn’t need the money. I don’t know if you have noticed but her clothing range is doing well and she has lots of projects coming up, including a book.”

Dani also posted a statement on Instagram insisting she is still in love with Jack after all.

 Dani and Jack have been posting loved-up snaps on social media for their fans since they left the villa
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Dani and Jack have been posting loved-up snaps on social media for their fans since they left the villaCredit: Instagram

She said: “I’m still 22, trying to get my s**t together and grow into a woman. But doing it in the public eye is sometimes hard and scary.”

I give it a few weeks until she’s on Instagram moaning about their next break-up.


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Robbie's sex Factor

IT’S lucky Simon Cowell doesn’t invite viewers behind the scenes on his hit singing show – as he’d have to rebrand it the XXX Factor.

Ayda Field has revealed she and hubby Robbie Williams had sex during filming. She said: “It’s surprising how much f***ing you can do in the ad breaks.”

 X Factor husband and wife team Robbie Williams and Ayda Field had sex during filming
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X Factor husband and wife team Robbie Williams and Ayda Field had sex during filmingCredit: Rex Features

Ayda made the shock revelation during filming of the Celebrity Juice Christmas Special, which airs tonight on ITV2 at 10pm.

And she didn’t hold back when Keith Lemon quizzed her about her sex life with Robbie, joking that “faking orgasms” was “the only kind of orgasm I know how to have.”

The US actress is joined on the festive episode by Stacey Solomon, Courtney Act, Carol Vorderman and Joey Essex.

Who says Christmas isn’t a time for sharing?

Gigi's so zany in orange

IF you need a vitamin C boost just look at this photo of Gigi Hadid.

The supermodel wore bright orange in New York on Tuesday.

 Gigi Hadid seen on the streets of Manhattan on December 11, 2018 in New York City
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 Gigi Hadid seen on the streets of Manhattan on December 11, 2018 in New York CityCredit: Getty - Contributor

Gigi, who went braless under the outfit by Ronald van der Kemp, made her way to Vogue magazine’s offices.

She was without on-again-off-again boyfriend Zayn Malik, who this week unveiled his latest track There You Are.

The former One Direction singer’s lyrics are apparently about Gigi, who he first started dating in November 2015 but was last seen with in October this year.

They include “Only you forgive me when I’m sorry, Even when I messed it up, There you are.”

For ordinary couples a simple sorry note and a bunch of flowers would suffice.

No happy ending for Meg's Story of Me

MEGAN McKenna went country on her debut album – but she could be singing the blues when she sees how it has charted.

The ex-Towie star released Story Of Me on Friday, but it looks set to miss out on the top 40 in tomorrow’s chart – having so far drawn sales of fewer than 1,700 copies across streaming and downloads.

 Megan McKenna's Story Of Me looks set to miss out on the top 40 in the charts
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Megan McKenna's Story Of Me looks set to miss out on the top 40 in the chartsCredit: Getty - Contributor

In contrast, No1 The Greatest Showman soundtrack, now in its 51st week of release, shifted 30,000 units in the first half of this week. A spokeswoman for Megan said last night: “She is really happy with the start the album has made, especially being No1 on the country chart which was always the aim.”

Next up for Meg is a part in Celebs Go Dating. That should give her something to write about for her next album.


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A STAR IS BORN duo Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga were on Wednesday both nominated for Outstanding Performance honours at the 2019 Screen Actors Guild Awards to be held in Los Angeles in January next year.


Kim can dial up style

KIM Kardashian may struggle to take selfies with this vintage phone.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star got on the blower while wearing a silver mini dress.

 Kim Kardashian on a vintage phone - how is she going to take selfies with that?
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Kim Kardashian on a vintage phone - how is she going to take selfies with that?Credit: instagram/kim kardashian

She shared the snap to Instagram and wrote: “Good Morning.”

Who she was on the phone to and why she was wearing a party frock at the beginning of the day are both mysteries. She shared the pic as her hubby Kanye West was dubbed Worst Password Offender in a study by a digital security company.

The rapper was filmed tapping “000000” to unlock his iPhone in a bizarre White House meeting with President Donald Trump in the Oval Office.

Maybe he should consider switching to analogue too.

Ezra's tribute to Southgate

ENGLAND footie boss Gareth Southgate became an unlikely style icon during the 2018 World Cup thanks to his smart waistcoat.

Now singer George Ezra is to pay tribute to him at the Sports Personality of the Year Awards on Sunday – by imitating the soccer hero’s signature look.

 England boss Gareth Southgate in his iconic waistcoat at the World Cup in Russia
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England boss Gareth Southgate in his iconic waistcoat at the World Cup in RussiaCredit: Rex Features
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A source said: “George was a keen follower of the World Cup over the summer and he has decided that performing in a waistcoat at the awards would be the perfect way to remind viewers of the incredible performance by Gareth and the England football team.”

Paloma Faith, The Lightning Seeds and Freya Ridings will also take to the stage at The Genting Arena in Birmingham.

It comes after Idris Elba dressed in a slick waistcoat covered with a picture of Gareth’s face at the Best FIFA Football Awards in London in September.

Waistcoat sales must be going through the roof these days.

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 Vicky Pattison gears up for Christmas by taking a dip in a festive red cut-out cossie
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Vicky Pattison gears up for Christmas by taking a dip in a festive red cut-out cossieCredit: Instagram

Hae! Dalt's not at No1

BEN Haenow remains the last X Factor winner to have a Christmas No1 after this year’s champ Dalton Harris looks almost certain to miss out on the top spot with his Power Of Love record.

Ben, who will be back on the road in April next year touring his second album Alive, beat Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars’ megahit Uptown Funk back in 2014 to nab the year’s most coveted chart position.

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Ronson’s back this year with his Miley Cyrus collab Nothing Breaks Like A Heart at No3 behind Ava Max’s Sweet But Psycho at No2 and Ariana Grande’s thank u, next on top currently.

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ARIANA Grande’s thank u, next is the bookies’ favourite to be Christmas No1 – but she may knock herself off the top spot.

She is releasing a new song tomorrow, Imagine, which she said is about pretending a relationship “never ended, denial”.

TOM Grennan remembers the lyrics to his own songs, but he had to Google the words to Shakin’ Stevens’ Merry Christmas Everyone at his Christmas Jumper Jam for charity Save the Children in London on Tuesday. Pal Pro Green was there.

FILMING for the Charlie’s Angels reboot has finished. Director Elizabeth Banks posted this snap on Instagram of her hugging stars Naomi Scott, Ella Balinska and Kristen Stewart. She said: “So much love and gratitude.”

ACCORDING to Christian Bale, even US presidents can mistake actors for their characters. The A-lister met Donald Trump while filming The Dark Knight Rises at Trump Tower in 2011, and the billionaire mistook him for his Batman character Bruce Wayne.

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