Keanu Reeves plays a diamond merchant in Siberia — but it has an incomprehensible plot and is no gem
Keanu is Lucas, a diamond merchant in Russia to do a deal, which falls apart when his right hand man goes missing
MUCH like Nicolas Cage, there are two types of Keanu Reeves films – John Wick and Bill & Ted on one side, most of the rest on the other.
With the recent Mandy, Cage celebrated that and he delivered a classic performance.
This has not happened here.
Keanu is Lucas, a diamond merchant in Russia to do a deal, which quickly falls apart when his right hand man goes missing.
He meets a girl and… oh who cares, this is appalling.
With an incomprehensible and borderline offensive plot, lacklustre performances and a distinct whiff of a cash grab for Reeves.
Why bother mate?
Readers, if possible, give this less of your attention than the star did – if possible.
Siberia 104mins (15)
★☆☆☆☆