Keanu Reeves plays a diamond merchant in Siberia — but it has an incomprehensible plot and is no gem

MUCH like Nicolas Cage, there are two types of Keanu Reeves films - John Wick and Bill & Ted on one side, most of the rest on the other.

With the recent Mandy, Cage celebrated that and he delivered a classic performance.

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This has not happened here.

Keanu is Lucas, a diamond merchant in Russia to do a deal, which quickly falls apart when his right hand man goes missing.

He meets a girl and… oh who cares, this is appalling.

With an incomprehensible and borderline offensive plot, lacklustre performances and a distinct whiff of a cash grab for Reeves.

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Why bother mate?

Readers, if possible, give this less of your attention than the star did - if possible.

Siberia 104mins (15)

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