CHARLOTTE Crosby has boasted about her new boyfriend Joshua Ritchie’s manhood — in a sly dig at ex Gary Beadle’s “parsnip.”
The Geordie star, 27, compared Josh’s penis to a “baton”.
Charlotte famously championed Gary for having the biggest package she had ever seen nicknaming his piece the "parsnip."
But in a new interview she has stripped her ex of the title in honour of new man Josh's nether regions.
Talking to Made in Chelsea’s Jamie Laing for his podcast Private Parts she revealed: “I’ll tell you a secret – he has got the biggest d***.
“No word of a lie, this microphone is ten inches long. It’s thick and it’s long. It’s almost like a baton.
"It’s so bad because I don’t stop telling people about it. Pretty bad isn’t it?”
But while Ex On The Beach hunk Joshua has left her more than satisfied in the bedroom, Charlotte is longing for him to confess his affections for her.
She said: “I am fuming – I’ve been seeing this boy for four months. Four months is a long time, isn’t it?
“It’s been four months and I’ve not even got, ‘I love you’. It’s killing us."
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Charlotte, who enjoyed an on/off relationship with Gary during their time on Geordie Shore, found it difficult to come to terms with him becoming a father.
She admits in a new clip of her reality series The Charlotte Show that she felt "upset" over the news.