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'AIN'T NO ONE IMPREGNATING THIS'
Celebrity Big Brother spoiler: Marissa Jade turns down Sam Thompson’s offer to have a BABY with her
CELEBRITY Big Brother's Marissa Jade has rejected Sam Thompson's offer to have a baby with her, joking: "Ain't no one impregnating this!"
The Mob Wives star, who already has a nine-year-old son called Jaiden, snubbed Made In Chelsea star Sam when he boasted about his "super sperm" and helping her have another child.
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Over a chat in the kitchen while Marissa was eating cereal, Sam tried his luck with the feisty brunette.
After joking their marriage would "be one of happiness and avoidance", he added: "I would give you another child."
But without missing a beat, Marissa fired back: "And I wouldn't accept it, alright? Ain't no one impregnating this."
Sam tried again: "I have super sperm, that's all I'm saying."
Realising he hadn't got a chance, the reality star then turned his attentions to having kids with someone else - fellow Celebrity Big Brother star Jordan Davies.
The two men told Marissa that another housemate, Brandi Glanville, reckoned they were "good breeders".
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Marissa agreed and told the boys: "You would be perfect. You'd make the cutest little boys."
A chuffed Sam added: "And then they'd be very masculine men after that! They'd have his height and my eyes."
The reality stars demonstrated their sneaky seduction technique on Marissa after putting on a rap display for the housemates.
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They teamed up to deliver a "top tips" on getting the girl, roping Marissa in to help.
Donning sunglasses and baseball caps, the pair rapped: "This is a Jordan and Sam production.
"We will talk to you about seduction.
"If you have the chat, you won't look a t***.
"Grab the girl, take her for a twirl.
"Grab her by the hips and kiss her on the lips.
"These are our top tips!"
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US reality star Marissa didn't look hugely thrilled to be be part of the show, and visibly edged away from Ex on the Beach star Jordan when he explained what she needed to do.
The whole idea was if Marissa said the number 19 then she had to let them kiss her on the cheek.
"What number do you not have to say?" asked Jordan.
"19," replied Marissa.
"You already said it but I'll let you off," he responded.
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Jordan, who was once engaged to Megan McKenna, then asked Marissa a quick series of maths equations, including what 70 plus 20 equals.
She correctly answered 90, prompting Jordan to shout out: "You said it!"
A confused Marissa answered, "but I thought I wasn't allowed to say 19?" before realising her mistake and looking sheepish.
Jordan then stole a kiss on the cheek from an embarrassed looking Marissa, who didn't seem happy at all.
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It hasn't been the best start to Celebrity Big Brother for Marissa, who has already found herself facing the first public vote.
She was chosen by Shaun Williamson as his killer nomination when he failed to complete his launch night task.
Shaun, best known as EastEnders legend Barry, had been instructed to act like the most nervous contestant in the history of CBB, but Big Brother felt he didn't fully complete the challenge.
He had stood to win immunity from the first vote and a killer nomination, but in the end was only given the killer nom.
While the whole house watched on a big screen, he picked Marissa, saying it was purely because of a comment she made on launch night about not liking people in her space.
"It’s hard because I don’t know anyone yet but I have to say Marissa," he said.
“Marissa because I heard her say earlier, she said watch out if I get in her space and I suppose it made me a bit nervous.”
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