Scotty T caught up in love triangle with newbies Abbie and Sarah after returning to Geordie Shore… as he claims he’s dating an A-list star
SCOTTY T may have just hinted he's 'seeing an A-List celebrity', but on Geordie Shore he's still up to his naughty old tricks — getting involved with two women at once.
After making his big return to the show, the cheeky lad has been "cracking on" with newbies Sarah Goodhart, 23, and Abbie Holborn, 19, while on holiday with the group, claiming the girls should not be "p***ed off" about it because "he's only in it for the sh*g".
The rest of the group, including Nathan Henry and Zahida Allen, were shocked when Scotty openly announced that he thought Abbie more attractive than Sarah, despite the fact he'd "necked on" with Sarah the night before.
The 29-year-old told MTV: "Thing is though right, I've been getting with Sarah - well, I necked on with her the first night - but I've been having a good crack with Abbie, you knae what I mean, the bird is sound as f**k (sic)."
Scotty, who's been linked to the likes of Ellie Goulding and Katie Price in the past, insisted that Sarah shouldn't be upset because she and Marty McKenna have been growing close.
He added: "At the end of the day, Sarah can't really say nowt. I mean, she's been chatting with Marty, cuddling with Marty like pretty much when I've been been there, so if I pull Abbie, I think that Sarah will be p*ssed off (sic).
"But, at the end of the day, she can't be p*ssed off, do you know what I mean?
"Who gives a f**k, 'cause I'm only in it for the sh*g at the end of the day, and I think Abbie would be a wicked sh*g... Sarah is a sound lass, you know what I mean, but Abbie is fit!"
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However, once Scotty got into bed with his preferred babe Abbie, viewers were cringeing over their discussion about the size of his manhood.
As Abbie reached over to cop a feel, Scotty asked: "Is that small?"
She replied: "Average."
After realising what had happened between Abbie and Scotty, Sarah told the Confession Cam: "Right, I know I look like a proper t*t because I’m a bit emosh, but - I don’t even know why I’m even crying about it already.
"But like, end of the day like, before this like, Scott’s like my really really good friend and I just never thought he would make us look like a t*t (sic).
"I just thought that he would like have me back and I dunno if he does have me back. I don’t know if anyone in here has each other’s backs so it’s a bit f**ked up."
Meanwhile an unremorseful Abbie remarked: "I actually could see me and Scott being together in the future, but I'm not gonna be too keen, I'm just gonna go with the flow, see how it goes."
If Scotty really is going out with someone "more famous than Ellie Goulding" at the moment, then neither might end up being with him for long.
- Geordie Shore continues tonight at 10.30pm on MTV.