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We reveal how much film flops made on opening weekends after just ONE person watches Shia LeBeouf’s Man Down

The film starring Shia LeBeouf took just £7 on its first weekend after only one person saw it in Burnley

A NEW film starring Hollywood actor Shia LaBeouf took just £7 on its opening weekend in the UK.

Man Down was seen by just one person in a cinema in Burnley, Lancs, after its release last month – making it one of the lowest-grossing movies in UK history.

 Shia LeBeouf's new film only managed to attract one viewer in the first weekend
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Shia LeBeouf's new film only managed to attract one viewer in the first weekendCredit: Krannel Pictures

Here we look at how much other film flops made on their first weekend – watched by one man (who couldn’t even get his dog to go with him).


MAN DOWN

(2017) £7

 One critic called this film a bomb site of a film
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One critic called this film a bomb site of a film

The story of a US soldier, played by Shia LaBeouf, returning from Afghanistan, had a budget of £2.8million, but scored a poor 14 per cent rating on film site Rotten Tomatoes.

One critic called it a “bomb site of a film”.



RUN FOR YOUR WIFE

(2013) £602

 This is just the first of two Danny Dyer films on this list
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This is just the first of two Danny Dyer films on this list

This farcical flick about bigamy – starring Danny Dyer, and Sarah Harding – was fast-tracked to DVD.

A critic said of the £900k budget film: “As funny as leprosy. A roll-call for Brit TV legends previously suspected deceased.”


LOVE’S KITCHEN

(2011) £121

 The reviewers weren't too kind about this film either with one saying it was like smashing plates over your head while suffering diarrhoea
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The reviewers weren't too kind about this film either with one saying it was like smashing plates over your head while suffering diarrhoea

This tragic story about a chef who buys a restaurant after his wife dies was as pitiful at the box office.

Of the film, starring Dougray Scott and Claire Forlani, a reviewer said: “Like smashing plates over your head while suffering diarrhoea.”

DARK TIDE

(2012) £90

 Even Halle Berry wasn't impressed by this film and she was the leading lady
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Even Halle Berry wasn't impressed by this film and she was the leading lady

This bonkers shark thriller was a far cry from Oscar-winner Halle Berry’s usual fare.

With a budget of £20million, it was released in one cinema and made just £90 on its first weekend.

Even the leading lady described it as “s**t”.


COLONIA

(2016) £47

 Critics thought Colonia would end Emma Watson's career
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Critics thought Colonia would end Emma Watson's career

Many critics declared Emma Watson’s career over after this rambling tale of a religious cult in Chile.

Shown in just five cinemas, including the same venue as LaBeouf’s latest flop, it was labelled “very silly stuff” by one reviewer.


7LIVES

(2011) £38

 The second Danny Dyer flick on the list that tanked was released on DVD while it was still on in the cinema
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The second Danny Dyer flick on the list that tanked was released on DVD while it was still on in the cinemaCredit: Handout

The fact this thriller was released on DVD while still in cinemas should have sounded the alarm. Another flick from Danny Dyer – he plays seven characters, so it’s a shame he couldn’t find seven people to watch it.