Fatboy Slim slams ‘sick’ Oasis ticket prices and reveals band he ‘really f*****g hates’

FATBOY SLIM, alias Norman Cook, has had a pop at Oasis ticket prices – branding them “sick”.

The DJ reckons the controversial dynamic pricing method, which sees the cost of tickets rise if demand is there, is a rip-off for fans.

When asked about Liam and Noel Gallagher's reunion gigs, he said: “The only problem I have got is with scalping the fans.

"That dynamic pricing, that is ripping off the fans. It is like auct-ioning tickets because you know they are doing well.

“It is bad enough with the touts doing it, but the actual promoter and band doing it, it is sick.

“As far as I know, it has never happened on my watch. I get a say on making tickets, on the whole, cheap. I always say, ‘Let’s have a fair price’.

“Ticket prices are so exorbitant. It is just profit for people who are very, very rich already — and that is for the bands and the promoters.

"I can’t see how you can justify making it even more expensive, just because you know you have got a gig that everybody wants to go to.”

But he added of the Oasis reunion: “When you are in a band, and it is your first band, you go through something which is like losing your virginity — or your first love affair.

“I am sure there is a moment when you think, ‘Let’s bury the hatchet and get some of that old magic back’. Financially, for a lot of people, if they run out of money, I can see why they would do that.”

Norman, whose own UK tour starts on Friday, also praised Coldplay, despite claiming he hates them. He said: “I really f*g hate Coldplay.

At least, I did until they announced their new arena tour and they announced they are giving ten per cent of the whole ticket prices for the whole tour, which will help keep smaller venues going.

“That is the dynamic pricing you should be having. They are not making lots of money, they just want to survive. They just love to see rock n’n’ roll.

“New bands have to have somewhere to come.”

I CAN reveal fans will be able to see Liam and Noel and the band in Japan and several dates across Asia, as they’re set to announce new dates imminently.

They first toured Japan in 1994, are huge there. A source said: “The venues are booked and promo material is being prepped. Oasis have a massive Japanese fanbase.”

An Oasis spokesman declined to comment. But my source added: “It’s also a great prospect for fans who have failed to get tickets in the UK, to travel to Japan.”

I’d defo be keen.

MICHAEL OWEN has revealed he is pleased that his Love Island daughter Gemma is finally moving out of the £4million family home.

But she’s not flying far from the nest in North Wales – just to a cottage in the garden.

England football legend Michael said: “Gemma and I get on great, we’re very similar. But we’re not too compatible around the house, let’s put it that way.

“I know what will end up happening – she’ll end up walking down for dinner and we’ll never get rid of her.”

Speaking at Peacocks’ party season launch in London, brand ambassador Michael added that he feels protective over Gemma’s dating life.

He said: “I thought when I was 20, ‘Oh when I have a kid, I’ll be a cool dad,’ but you get older, you get wiser.”