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Linda Robson leaves the Loose Women in shock when she confesses that her son was conceived on the kitchen table

Linda Robson

LINDA Robson revealed that her son was conceived on her kitchen table.

The 58-year-old left the rest of the Loose Women panel in shock when she let slip about the kitchen conception while reading some viewer comments.

 Linda Robson left the Loose Women panel in stitches when she revealed her son was conceived on the kitchen table
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Linda Robson left the Loose Women panel in stitches when she revealed her son was conceived on the kitchen tableCredit: ITV

As she read messages from the iPad she blurted out: “My son was conceived on the kitchen table, but nevermind!”

A shocked Ruth Langsford, joked: “Linda Robson! Did you have your nightie on?!”

And while the actress wouldn’t confirm whether she was nightie-clad during the encounter, she did reveal that her son 24-year-old son Louis Dunford almost had a very different name.

“I was gonna call him Kitchen Table, but I never!”

 Meanwhile Ruth Langsford Lisa Riley didn’t hold back when making some frank sexual confessions.

The panel, which also included Janet Street-Porter, were discussing the trend of people having sex in front of mirrors.

 Ruth Langsford refuses to have sex in front of a mirror in case her face puts her off
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Ruth Langsford refuses to have sex in front of a mirror in case her face puts her offCredit: ITV

When asked about her own experiences, This Morning star Ruth admitted she was too nervous about having sex with her husband Eamonn Holmes in front of a mirror because she it would “scare her”.

She explained: “How I imagine I look during the act...and I imagine I look really sexy and hot and gorgeous.

“But the reality might scare me. Like, oh is that really my face?

“I would be worried it would put me off sex.”

As the audience laughed, Lisa Riley opened up about the time she got down and dirty with her partner in a room FULL of mirrors.

The former Emmderdale actress said: “It happened to me by accident.

 Ruth and Eamonn married in 2010
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Ruth and Eamonn married in 2010Credit: Getty Images

“I went to Paris and they upgraded me. We got there and there was mirrors everywhere and I was like, when in room.

“We got down to a good time and it was interesting - I enjoyed it however I was like Mary Poppins.

“You know Burt at the beginning with his harmonica and all this...everything is going!

The drums on my legs and I literally saw the world and his mother, I was like a jiggle-fest!”

Their co-star Janet got the biggest laugh however by making her own shrewd observation about having sex in front of mirrors.

She told the audience: “Your eyes age as you get older so you’d be in gorgeous soft focus…but I actually looked rough!”


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