Geordie Shore cast open up about movie plans, personal STI checkers and Strictly Come Dancing
The nation's favourite reality stars take a break from their wild partying to pop into the Sun HQ and reveal future plans
AFTER 13 series, 110 episodes and thousands of boozy nights out on the Toon, I’d have thought the Geordies would want a much-deserved break.
But the nation’s favourite party animals have revealed that they won’t be stopping any time soon — and that they are even in talks to star in Geordie Shore The Movie.
I let GAZ BEADLE, CHLOE FERRY, SOPHIE KASAEI, NATHAN HENRY and MARNIE SIMPSON loose on my Bizarre TV column for the day, ahead of the show’s return tonight.
And long-serving star Gaz admitted that a film script has already been crafted.
He says the plot is going to be loosely based on hit movie The Hangover, which starred BRADLEY COOPER, ED HELMS and ZACH GALIFIANAKIS.
Gaz revealed: “A Geordie Shore film is actually in talks. There’s a company who’s making it and the script has already been written.
“Someone’s going to film it and then they’re going to go to MTV and say, ‘Look do you guys want it?
"Then get involved or we’re going to make it.’ We’d be in it. It would be our movie.”
Despite this, Gaz admitted that bosses are trying to find ways around the plot to make sure SCOTTY T gets the smallest role possible — as he would be trouble on set.
Gaz added: “The plot would be like the Hangover — we would lose Scott at the beginning or something.
“They thought Scott would be a nightmare to film so thought they could lose him at the beginning and then find him at the end.
"Imagine if we did it and won an Oscar? I’d be f***ing buzzing mate.”
In the words of the Geordies — I’m sure they would get completely mortal.
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Rubber checks
GARY reckons it’s probably good Strictly bosses have banned reality stars from taking part.
But he wasn’t impressed that the rules didn’t apply to ex-Towie star MARK WRIGHT or MTV presenter LAURA WHITMORE.
Gary said: “Mark did Strictly because he’s a ‘radio presenter’.
“Really? He does an hour a week. They put Laura on and all she does is present MTV news. It’s just the audience, though.
“Imagine a ten-year-old is watching Strictly with his mam and we pop up and he’s like, ‘Who’s that?’
“The mam says, ‘They’re from Geordie Shore’ and they google Geordie Shore and we’re watching sex. That’s their point.”
Gary, whose dance experience goes as far as partying all night in Newcastle, hopes head judge LEN GOODMAN will give him a chance.
He said: “My mam absolutely loves Strictly. She’d love me to do it.
“She’s been going, ‘Go on Strictly, Gaz!’ She’s addicted to the thing.
“I need to do 20 minutes of TV presenting a week – then I’ll be on it.”
MIC MISS THE POINT
NATHAN HENRY has accused Made In Chelsea of only signing up its first black star to boost ratings.
I revealed how AKIN SOLANKE CAULKER was the first black cast member to join the show after five years.
Pal Gaz added: “It shouldn’t be about race, that’s a bad thing they made a point of doing it.”
Not got a Chlo
YOU’D forgive GAZ BEADLE for forgetting some of the names of his conquests, given how many there’s been.
But the Geordie girls are now getting in on the act of losing track too.
CHLOE FERRY had an awkward case of mistaken identity when she thought she had pulled DJ SKEPTA while abroad – but it was actually DJ LOCKSMITH from RUDIMENTAL.
Sophie said: “Chloe kissed Skepta at Ocean Beach, well I don’t know if it was the bloke from Rudimental or Skepta.”
Chloe added: “He’s been texting us, he fancied us, didn’t he?
“Wanted to meet us. Oh, it’s the guy from Rudimental.
“We were proper necking on, weren’t we?”
CAST'S PERSONAL STI CHECKER
GAZ has a spreadsheet of all the girls he’s bedded while SCOTTY T says he’s lost count of all his conquests.
With so much action, show bosses have recruited a personal STI checker for the cast.
And the stars are even interrupted mid-romp if they’ve forgotten to use a condom.
Gaz said: “There’s a personal diseases woman that comes in.
“There’s a big bowl of condoms. If you do not put one on – and there are people watching you – they will come and knock on your door.”
Sounds like a real mood killer.
Alex a player
CHLOE FERRY has revealed that VICKY PATTISON wasn’t the only Geordie lass to attract ALEX BOWEN before his appearance on Love Island.
Vicky dated the hunk before he hit headlines for having sex with ZARA HOLLAND on the ITV2 show – which saw her lose her Miss GB title.
Geordie Shore’s Chloe, below, said: “Alex was texting me before he went on the show and he was getting with Vicky as well, wasn’t he?
“He sent me a naughty video of himself too.”
Vicky’s scaffolder ex has since moved in with girlfriend OLIVIA BUCKLAND, who he met on Love Island, but reality star GARY BEADLE suspects their relationship could just be for the cameras.
He said: “They’re taking things so fast. Be together for a year first. They’re only doing it to stay relevant.”
Ouch.
Bling's a risk
KIM KARDASHIAN has vowed to stop flashing her bling after she was robbed at gunpoint – and the Geordies reckon another reality star should follow her lead.
Sophie believes Towie’s MEGAN McKENNA is putting herself at risk by sharing flashy Insta snaps of her belongings and gifts from her on-off boyfriend PETE WICKS.
Sophie said: “It’s not cool to flaunt your jewellery.
“Megan McKenna has been posting a lot of stuff about what she’s been buying lately – she’s got all these beautiful things but there’s a line.
“You have got to be careful. Why do you have to show it off?”
She added: “It might seem cool to show off your designer things – my dad works hard but you don’t see him posting photos about what he’s buying.
“You’ve got to be careful.”
Wise words.