‘Is it harder with a stiffer brush?’
Phillip Schofield cracks series of crude jokes as man paints portrait of him and Holly with his PENIS
The painter created a work of art using a very unique method
THIS Morning host Phillip Schofield couldn’t resist cracking a series of crude gags as he interviewed a man who paints portraits with his penis.
The artist – who created an incredible painting of Phillip and his co-host Holly Willoughby with his penis – appeared on the show to talk about his interesting craft.
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Trying to keep a straight face, while discussing the man’s manhood, silver fox Phill asked him: “Is it tougher than most?”
In response Tim Patch, who was dressed in a bright pink PVC hat, boots and waist coat with nothing beneath, told him: “When I paint for four days in a row it gets very sore.
The painter, who started using his penis following his divorce, went on to reveal that he usually just paints one picture a day and also uses his bum cheeks and testicles.
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Holly, who was struggling with the giggles, told him: “This is probably the craziest interview I have ever done. I have never asked someone if they want a wrinkly look done with a scrotum.”
Phillip however was very interested in the whole thing, particularly the fact he films the whole thing and asked: “Do you paint in a state of arousal?”
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Tim revealed that it is "much harder with a stiffer brush" and he went on to say that his clients, who commission the work, can request he paints while erect.
However this would then be an R-rated video, rather than a PG one.
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