Gaz Beadle slams girls who sleep with him within hours of meeting…as he searches for a WIFE
Geordie Shore star's 'giant parsnip' has become irresistible to women, making it harder for him to find a longterm girlfriend
GEORDIE Shore's Gaz Beadle is struggling to find his future wife - as girls only want to sleep with him.
The 28-year-old has made his name from his wild partying, romps with women and his 'giant parsnip', but it seems the star could be ready to settle down.
In his latest column for the , Gaz opened up about his attempts to find a girlfriend, and how they have all fallen flat on their face.
Of meeting girls on nights out, he said: "I have met some unreal birds in clubs and think, 'F*** me, I would marry you and have five kids and and buy a house with a fireplace and double cooker for you.'
"Have a few drinks, get to hotel, bang them and I'm like f*** sake, at least make it a bit of a challenge, at least make me wait until the third or fourth date.
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"You could have been Mrs Gary Beadle but you just let me bang you after meeting you four hours ago."
Gaz also revealed he had tried meeting hot girls who follow him on Instagram, but felt like he was on an episode of MTV's Catfish.
He lamented: "I started out on Instagram, soooo many fit birds on there, like my feed is just banging with girls who look like Beyoncé or Gigi Hadid.
"Only problem is, is that when you meet up with them, it's like an episode of Catfish.
"We all love a bit of FaceTune, but this is like a Vogue airbrushing job."
The star - whose longest relationship was with Lillie Lexie Gregg - then turned to popular dating app Tinder, but seemed surprised to find women who were just looking for hook ups.
Despite having multiple one night stands himself on the MTV show, he added: "Literally scrolling through women who are just looking for some d*** when their boyfriends are on holiday, working away, or just can't be bothered banging them.
"Tinder is literally just full of female versions of me.
"When I do get a decent match, they don't even believe it's me, then I have to do some cartwheels etc. to prove it's real and the first question I get is: 'What happened with you and Charlotte?' FOR F*** SAKE!!!"
Gaz has had an on-off relationship with Charlotte Crosby throughout their time together on Geordie Shore, but split for good earlier this year.
His heartless threesome on Ex on the Beach has been blame for the end of their relationship, and viewers have taken to social media in their droves to criticise Gary for his behaviour.
But with the shadow of his relationship with Charlotte still hanging over him, Gaz is aware he may never find the future Mrs Beadle, and he's OK with it.
He added, while taking a cheeky pop at his critics at the same time: "Maybe I will never find a girlfriend ever again, or maybe I'm destined to just have casual sex forever. Who knows!?
"I wouldn't say no to being in my 60s popping some Viagra, having a couple of threesomes a month."