Jodie Marsh mocks size of ex-husband’s penis as she launches new Twitter attack
The 37-year-old has said she would rather be celibate than sleep with her ex
Jodie Marsh has made a fresh attack on her ex-husband's manhood.
The 'Totally Jodie Marsh' star famously became celibate following her split from James Placido after only eight months of marriage and in a new verbal assault on her estranged husband, Jodie celebrated her new found celibacy and publically ridiculed his manhood.
She tweeted: "ALWAYS be proud to be celibate! Far rather be celibate than with a mushroom knob t**t #happenseverytime #celibacy (sic)."
Jodie had previously taken to Twitter to suggest that James was more disappointing in the trouser department than Orlando Bloom.
The 39-year-old actor was recently photographed in the buff whilst paddle boarding on holiday in Sardinia with girlfriend Katy Perry but the 37-year-old glamour model was unimpressed with the Hollywood hunk's appendage but insisted her ex-husband's was a bigger disappointment.
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She posted: "Waaaaaaa nearly as disappointing as my ex!! Hahaha. So not what I was expecting from a muscly guy ... A bit like guys who do wheelies on motorbikes down your local high street. Annoying and over compensating for their prawn k**b (sic)."
However, despite her disappointment with men, Jodie has revealed that she would break her celibacy vow for a woman as they can never underwhelm when they get their kit off.
She told her fans on Twitter: "Hahahahaha. I'm sticking to women in the future ... You can never be disappointed that way (sic)."
Speaking about her decision to be celibate last month Jodie, who intends to fulfil her dream of having a baby by using a sperm donor, said: "I won't miss the sex. I'm so happy on my own, genuinely happy on my own. I've never been happier.
“I love my life, my career is amazing. I travel the world making these documentaries, everything in my life is where I want it to be. The only thing I don't have is a partner and a child ... I definitely want kids. I've got two nieces and they're amazing.
“They make me really broody. I'll have to use a sperm bank as I obviously don't have a partner."
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