Kim Kardashian’s one wish is to shrink her famous behind back to its 2011 glory days
Reality star opened up on her rear fears at Vogue Festival in London but admitted she might just eat doughnuts instead
ACCORDING to the lady herself, being KIM KARDASHIAN is as fabulous as it looks – apart from one big butt. Literally.
The reality star dropped a bombshell at her talk at London’s Vogue Festival yesterday when she revealed she wants to downsize her famous backside.
She told a packed audience, including husband KANYE WEST who was taking snaps on his phone: “I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies.
“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there.”
However she does have a genius back-up plan if her butt refuses to budge, laughing: “If it doesn’t get there then I’ll just continue to eat doughnuts.”
Kim also admitted she was finding Keeping Up With The Kardashians boring until “then suddenly BRUCE (aka the now CAITLYN JENNER) was like . . . ”
Well Kim’s bum-shrinking masterplan will give her enough material for a few more seasons . . .
Head Turner
GAME Of Thrones star SOPHIE TURNER has spent a lot of time in body armour for her role as Jean Grey in X-Men: The Apocalypse.
So it’s probably a good thing she has finally been given a chance to kick back and relax on a beach for this new, romance-themed photoshoot for Asos magazine.
I think she’s has to swing the other way as the men thing just isn’t working.
Sophie Turner
And it turns out the actress also has her mind on romance for the next series of GoT.
Sophie, who plays long-suffering Sansa Stark, has been caught up with men in one disastrous tryst after another since her debut in the HBO drama.
So now she reckons it’s time for her to swing the other way and crack on to Margaery Tyrell, who is played by NATALIE DORMER – prompting a nation of male fans to rejoice.
Sophie said: “In the GoT universe, I think she’s has to swing the other way as the men thing just isn’t working.
“Judging by Sansa’s relationship with Margaery . . . probably Margaery.”
If all we’d known in the world of romance was sick sadists like Joffrey Baratheon and Ramsay Bolton then we’d be looking elsewhere, too.
Beyonce and Jay-Z are Crazy In Love again
TROUBLED BEYONCE and JAY Z are to renew their wedding vows yet again later this year.
The pair’s marriage seemed doomed back in February after the singer released new album Lemonade, which seemed to hint her husband had cheated on her.
But guests have started to receive “save the date” invites for September 4 – Beyonce’s birthday – and Little Whale Cay, a £16,000-a-night island in the Bahamas, is thought to be the venue for the bash to show all is well once more in the Carter-Knowles home.
After Beyonce sang on the album about the mysterious “Becky with the good hair” who was fooling around with her man behind her back, rapper Jay Z has been under fire.
This is going to be an amazing celebration of their love and will officially mark the end of their troubled times.
A source close to Beyonce
But a source close to Beyonce revealed: “This is going to be an amazing celebration of their love and will officially mark the end of their troubled times.
“Not everyone who is invited has been told it’s a vow renewal – although Beyonce’s mum has been blabbing to a few people – but they know they’ll be jetting out on a private plane for some serious partying. It’ll be extra special as their daughter Blue Ivy is now here to be a part of it.”
Bey’s sister SOLANGE – who famously clobbered Jay Z in an elevator over his alleged flirting with fashion designer RACHEL ROY – will be on the guest list.
She’s one person the couple will want sticking to lemonade on the night. . .
—LOOK away MARK WRIGHT – this snap of wife MICHELLE KEEGAN smooching another man might cause you to do something interesting.
We’d love Mark to get on the first plane to South Africa, where the pic was taken, to lay down the law with the other guy.
But luckily for the DJ, this is just a scene from the African set of BBC drama Our Girl, in which Michelle plays an Army medic.
Rumours have been swirling that the marriage is in trouble, and Michelle has been seen without her wedding ring.
But at the TV Baftas recently we saw them at the after-party looking pretty loved up.
Mark, formerly Towie’s resident bad boy, is a nice guy. We’d just love it if he realised being nice and being interesting are not mutually exclusive.
Keep The Voice Marv-ellous
THE Voice host MARVIN HUMES says he “would hate” the show to “lose its positivity” when it moves from BBC to ITV.
The series always made a big deal about being friendlier than The X Factor. But many think it may become more sensationalist.
Marvin, who doesn’t know if he and co-host EMMA WILLIS will continue in their roles, adds cheekily: “I don’t think it should change at all . . . I don’t think they should change the hosts!”
Marvin showed us around his studio where he makes tunes with dance trio LUVBUG, including current single Best Is Yet To Come.
He’s off to Ibiza for a Pasha residency soon but says his wild times are behind him.
He explains: “I’ve got Soccer Aid soon and that’ll be a mad after-party. When you’re with MIKE MYERS and JEREMY RENNER you know it’s going to be a crazy one.”
It’s all about playing beer pong with JOSE MOURINHO this year Marv. Make it happen.
Stroppy Lily's kids are getting nothing
LILY ALLEN might have millions in the bank but it looks like her kids won’t be seeing any of the benefits after she admitted she is considering disinheriting them.
The singer told a fan about her surprising stance, adding breezily: “It breeds entitlement. I may well leave it to the state.”
Daughters Ethel, four, and Marnie, three, had better start saving their pocket money.
NIGELLA LAWSON and STING have also decided against bankrolling their kids in a bid to stop them becoming spoilt brats.
But with someone as stroppy as Lily in the family home, we feel she is more likely to be throwing a temper tantrum than her tots.
—LEWIS HAMILTON has been spotted pulling his fast moves on yet another supermodel.
The F1 star got up close with stunning KARLIE KLOSS at the Martinez Hotel in Cannes. And they were seen sharing a tentative-looking kiss.
Last year Lewis used Cannes to get to know KENDALL JENNER and GIGI HADID before having a fling with RIHANNA.
An onlooker watching him with Karlie observed: “They were wearing matching diamonds.” Brilliant.
Zayn proves he’s Mr Write
ZAYN MALIK has something else to distract him from his music – well, besides supermodel girlfriend GIGI HADID.
We can reveal the former ONE DIRECTION star is holed up in LA penning his own book.
But those hoping to find some juicy gossip will have to scour the pages very closely. Our insider tells us the release will be “an overview” of Zayn’s life rather than a tell-all exposé that would have SIMON COWELL ringing his lawyer.
Our source says: “There will be lots about what he likes and what he doesn’t. It is going to be a personal effort with lots of great photos.”
Knowing artsy Zayn, it will probably have more insights into the existential thinking before each hair colour change than any true revelations about his eventful life.
But when you’re that dark, brooding and handsome you can’t give too much away anyway.