PETER Andre was at his wits' end this morning as daughter Amelia, six, rampaged around the house listening to inappropriate music - while son Theo, three, made himself coffee.
The 47-year-old singer was left to handle the kids by himself while doctor wife Emily went out to work, but was left clutching his head and sobbing in exasperation.
Posting snippets of chaos from his day on Instagram, Peter had his hands full with a series of unfolding crises after trying to get Amelia to do her homework.
However, the youngster seemed more interested in tearing around their luxuriously appointed home to the song Bubble Butt than her school science investigation.
Telling fans that he "can't cope already" he is heard pleading: "Millie, we can't be listening to Bruno Mars, we've got homework. Millie. Millie. I'm going mad."
Then, clocking that the song had some extremely explicit lyrics, he yelled: "Millie, you shouldn't be listening to Bubble Butt. No Bubble Butt."
But those were just the start of his problems with Ready Brek on the floor of his living room - and Theo trying to make himself a flat white.
Peter was seen racing toward the high-spec coffee machine in his kitchen, yelping: "Theo Theo Theo no no no no" while a cup overflowed with milk.
But amid all the mayhem, the star posted the footage on Instagram, writing: "Just help yourself son."
His 30-year-old wife Emily was nowhere to be seen, but since she is a junior doctor, it's likely she was at work battling the coronavirus crisis.
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Peter revealed on Good Morning Britain this week that he and the kids were living separate lives to Emily, because of her high risk of exposure to the coronavirus through her work in the NHS.
However, many followers were hugely sympathetic to Peter's struggle today, with one telling him: "U are not alone 😂😂😂."
Another told him: "😂Lol And you were so in control last week Pete 💕."
However, plenty were left howling with laughter, with one replying: "😂😂 Thanks for posting this Pete you’ve really cheered me up 👍🏼."