PIERS Morgan has branded the stars of Pirellli's 2020 calendar "miserable" and "in need of a good meal" after seeing Emma Watson dressed as a nun.
The Good Morning Britain host laid into the Harry Potter star and Brit actresses Kristen Stewart and Claire Foy this morning after they covered up for the arty snaps.
Next year’s calendar features stars including Emma and Mia Goth re-imagining scenes from Shakespeare’s Romeo And Juliet.
Moaning that the iconic calendar used to feature models and celebs in varying states of undress, Piers raged: "They look miserable.
"They look like they need a good meal, Pirelli used to be sexy and fun. People smiling and having a good time.
"I mean, Emma Watson in a nun's habit. Really? Really?
"The most virtue signalling actress of all time. Is she even an actress? She's an actor, or fluid, whatever she is."
And Piers didn't stop there as she laid into the recent decision to cancel the Victoria's Secret lingerie show that recently featured the likes of Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid.
He said: "Moving with the times means Victoria's Secret has to be cancelled because it's too sexy. Pirelli has to be boring.
"Moving with the times means all the fun has to be sucked out of life! Why do we have to move with the times? I want to stay with the times. I want to go back 10 years. I want to go back to the good old days."
Susanna chimed: "Yeah the good old days of naked women."
But Piers argued back: "You have naked men.
"But men don't care that you objectify us. We don't give a damn."
Created in 1963 as a freebie gift for the tyre maker’s VIP clients, the prestigious calendar became known for showing the world's most beautiful women.
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In its 2012 edition, Kate Moss was among several supermodels to pose nude.
Pirelli moved away from flashing the flesh in the wake of #MeToo.
Photographer Paolo Roversi said the new pictures tell the story of modern “femininity and love”.