Love Island ‘sex codes’ revealed – as Luca’s joke about his manhood leaves fans horrified

LOVE Island has come a long way since the days when it was a parade of televised sexual activity.

In fact, in recent years, the Islanders have come up with their own coy codes to describe what's taken place under the covers - and this year is no different.

Last year, the girls came up what what became known as the 'NVQ' levels to describe everything from a passionate kiss to full sex.

Elsewhere, the boys adopted football analogies - including 'one-nil' for a sex act performed on one person, to 'streakers' for total nudity.

This year, the girls are using the 'beauty salon' to explain to each other what happened the previous night.

Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu, 26, asked the girls on the terrace: "Anything happened in the beauty salon last night, ladies?"

Paige Thorne, 24, replied: "No, mine's not up and running yet. It's still going through planning at the minute."

She added, referring to the new arrivals Remi and Jay: "We've got new contractors coming in at the minute.

"We're just sussing them out before we start getting down and dirty with the work. You know what I mean?"

Some fans were frustrated by the terms, with one tweeting: "Please no more analogies!! Can’t stand the NVQ, bits, beauty salon c**p! Just grow up and say you did it."

Thinks were no better over on the boys' side, with microbiologist Dami Hope looking to the lab for his euphemism.

He asked: ";Did anyone use their pipettes last night? You guys know what pipettes are, right?"

Luca, 23, dived right in replying: "My pipette is full to the f***ing brim and if anything touches it, my pipette will explode."

One viewer tweeted: "I DO NOT want to hear anything about luca and his pipette EVER again."