Take our progressively tricky test to find the quiz show you are most suited to
FANCY yourself as a quiz whiz? You may not be such a smartypants after all.
TV quiz shows have been ranked in order of difficulty. Channel 5’s Eggheads is deemed the biggest doddle, while Beeb geek-fests Mastermind and University Challenge are top befuddlers.
Gaming site jackpotjoy.com based odds of success on prizes at stake, numbers in teams and skills required – although University Challenge dangles NO money, just kudos.
Take our progressively tricky test to find out what show you might aspire to . . .
EGGHEADS (Idiot proof)
- Which world leader was pictured bare-chested in Siberia in 2007, fishing in a river, and again in 2009 riding a horse?
A: Angela Merkel
B: Kim Jong-il
C: Vladimir Putin
- What song was a No1 hit for Blondie in 1980 and Atomic Kitten in 2002?
A: Call Me
B: The Tide Is High
C: Heart Of Glass
POINTLESS (Easy peasy)
- Which of these Beatles Top 40 singles with a three-word title was Pointless?
A: Ain’t She Sweet
B: Love Me Do
C: Strawberry Fields Forever
- All these artists won Best British Male or Best British Female at the Brits in the Noughties – but who was the Pointless answer?
A: Robbie Williams
B: Paul Weller
C: Dido
THE WALL (Unchallenging)
- Which of these soap- opera pubs was first seen on screen in the Eighties?
A. The Queen Vic
B. The Woolpack
C. Rovers Return
- Who stars as Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
A: Chris Pine
B: Chris Evans
C: Chris Pratt
THE CHASE (Manageable)
- What colour is the giant cockerel that was placed on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square in 2013?
A. Red
B: White
C: Blue
- In the Nineties, Chef from South Park had a No1 hit with which song?
A: Big Spicy Sausage
B: Fresh Juicy Melons
C: Chocolate Salty Balls
SUPERMARKET SWEEP (A bit tricky)
- What is salmon en croute wrapped in?
A: Pastry
B: Asparagus
C: Cheese
- What food is eaten by humans and horses?
A: Hay
B: Rice
C: Oats
FAMILY FORTUNES (Slightly puzzling)
- Which is the top-scoring answer for this question: Name something you’d hate to forget on your wedding day.
A: The wedding cake
B: The rings
C: Your bridesmaids
- Which of these is the top-scoring answer: Name something you squirt cream on?
A: Strawberries
B: Cake
C: Your body
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? (Head-scratcher)
- What is the Princess Royal’s married name?
A: Mrs Briggs
B: Mrs Smith
C: Mrs Laurence
- Which of these is the title of a famous artwork by Tracey Emin?
A: Our Settee
B: Your Bench
C: My Bed
FIFTEEN TO ONE (Tough)
- Which former athlete and MP was also William Hague’s judo partner?
A: David Cameron
B: Daley Thompson
C: Lord Sebastian Coe
- What are digital socks?
A: Places to hang your shoes
B: Socks which find themselves in the wash cycle
C: Socks with finger- like spaces in which you can put your toes
MASTERMIND (Mind-boggling)
- What was the first product advertised on TV in the UK?
A: Soap
B: Gravy
C: Toothpaste
- Which 19th-Century novelist created the villain Isidor Ottavio Baldassare Fosco?
A: Jane Austen
B: Wilkie Collins
C: Joseph Conrad
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (Hellish)
- If 1,1 is the second row of Pascal’s Triangle, then what is the seventh row?
A: 1, 6, 15, 20, 15, 6, 1
B: 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13
C: 1, 7, 14, 21, 14, 7, 1
- Registered as a proprietary name in 1938 in reference to its unprepossessing appearance, which hybrid citrus fruit was first produced in Jamaica by crossing a Seville orange, a grapefruit and a tangerine?
A: Plain fruit
B: Ugli fruit
C: Horned fruit
ANSWERS AND QUIZ SHOW RATING
1)C, 2)B, 3)A, 4)B, 5)A, 6)B, 7)C, 8)C, 9)A, 10)C, 11)B, 12)A, 13)C, 14)C, 15)C, 16)C, 17)C, 18)B, 19)A, 20)B.
Your rating: 15-20: Quiz legend. 10-14: No egghead. 5-9: University Challenged. 0-4: Pointless.