SOAPLAND is a strange place - full of drama and sometimes controversial storylines.
Over the years, all three of the main soaps have featured plots that have had even die-hard fans reaching for their phones and laptops so they can get in touch with Ofcom and complain.
Here, we take a look at the storylines that left viewers hitting the phones and complaining to telly watchdog Ofcom, the BBC - or anyone else who would listen.
Starting with the plots that viewers hated the most, we run down soapland’s most complained-about moments in recent memory...
EastEnders baby theft: 13,400
Back in 2011, EastEnders was flooded with complaints when Ronnie Branning (RIP) swapped her baby for the dead son of Kat Moon.
The storyline drew the most number of objections in the soap’s long history and saw it roundly criticised by campaigners - with 13,400 flying in over the course of the storyline.
Some viewers called it “distressing” and “horrific” but Ofcom ruled the scenes were not "unduly disturbing”.
Emmerdale dog-napping: 550
Back in 2016, Ross Barton and Charity Dingle came up with a plan to steal a dog and hold it ransom - but viewers didn’t like it one bit.
The nation’s pet owners rose up, insisting the storyline would encourage copycats (not to mention copydogs).
Complaints over two episodes totalled a staggering 550 and soap writers quickly learnt you don’t mess with animal-lovers.
Coronation Street double murder: 546
Marginally less people complained about a gruesome double murder than objected to a dog-napping plot when Pat Phelan was at the centre of a spate of killings.
First he forced Andy Carver to shoot dead Vinny Ashford - and then Pat killed Andy.
All the bloodshed back in 2017 proved to be too much for some viewers, who lodged complaints in vast numbers about the “violent scenes”.
Emmerdale acid attack: 366
Ross Barton had acid thrown in his face by drug dealer Simon McManus - in a horrific case of mistaken identity.
Many viewers were upset at the grim scenes and 366 of them complained about the upsetting nature of the storyline.
However, Ofcom cleared the show in 2018, insisting Emmerdale bosses had made sure the scenes were "carefully edited to avoid any graphic detail".
Coronation Street Geoff kills a chicken: 359
Geoff Metcalfe was already public enemy No1 in soapland, racking up 146 complaints - and that was before he decided to roast his wife’s beloved pet and trick her into eating it.
The monster, who tormented wife Yasmeen for months, left viewers shocked, disturbed and unable to watch.
A total of 359 complaints about the character flew in to Ofcom across four harrowing episodes.
EastEnders torture: 181
Phil Mitchell's brutal torture of Jack Branning racked up nearly 200 complaints in 2019 - especially because he didn't even do anything.
In scenes that aired at 7.30pm, the poor bloke was covered in blood, doused in petrol - and then threatened with a gun.
However, the BBC insisted: "EastEnders has a long established relationship with its audience who have come to expect dramatic moments such as these.”
EastEnders swearing: 116
Viewers bombarded EastEnders with complaints back in 2017 - when Sharon Mitchell called husband Phil a “b***ard”.
Frankly, given he had just got Denise Fox pregnant, ol’ Shazza’s choice of words were nothing short of a model of restraint.
Nonetheless, 116 fans objected to the “offensive language” used before the 9pm ‘watershed’.