Scumbag passenger reveals his secret trick for getting away with having sex on a plane

A PASSENGER has revealed the sneaky way he joined the sordid Mile High Club without getting caught.

The man, who gave his name as David, claims he had sex during a flight twice and got away with it.

The 29-year-old told : "You wait until the air hostess is busy with the drinks trolley, and then you pretend to feel sick in the stomach."

After rushing to the bathroom, he explained how "your 'friend'" then comes along with some water to check what has happened before entering the bathroom to do the deed.

He says that you have perhaps 10 minutes to get it over and done with, so it's best to pick your positions and stick to it.

David, who first had sex on a flight in 2012, said the fake illness would also explain why you could come out looking "dishevelled and a bit sweaty".

While there is no law against the Mile High Club, it could be deemed illegal under Section 71 of the Sexual Offences Act 2004.

This would make having sex in a public toilet illegal and result in a £1,000 fine.

A woman was previously banned from Virgin Atlantic flights after being caught in the toilet with a male passenger during a flight.

She was banned for life after refusing to comply with the flight attendants and threatening other people on the flight, according to Virgin.

After being moved on the flight, passengers cheered and she was met by police after landing in Mexico.

Flight attendants have previously revealed some of the worst attempts at having sex on a plane.

A member of the cabin crew explained how a couple were reported after they were spotted "having sex in one of their seats" while the lights were off.

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However, one man explained how a flight attendant was happy to let them join the club after his girlfriend politely asked if they could "use the bathroom together," only to be told to "not be too long".