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From willy-shaped pools to HAIR artworks – these are the funniest hotel fails

THE very least you expect from a hotel room is a window – even if it looks out on a car park.

But even that is apparently considered a perk by some establishments.

 A new online picture gallery has rounded up some of the funniest hotel fails in recent years
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A new online picture gallery has rounded up some of the funniest hotel fails in recent yearsCredit: Jam Press

In the era of TripAdvisor and social media, you’d think most hotels would up their game – but many around the world can still provide some serious accommodation fails.

A new online picture gallery has rounded up some of the funniest hotel disasters in recent years.

Thanks to camera phones and Facebook – a dodgy room doesn’t just mean a bad night’s sleep these days.

Instead, it can provide giggles for millions around the world.

 The air vent in this hotel bathroom isn't going to be much use
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The air vent in this hotel bathroom isn't going to be much useCredit: Jam Press

From bedrooms without windows, to penis-shaped swimming pools - there are some real clangers out there.

Not to mention the hotels that think it’s acceptable to put a glass wall between the bedroom and the toilet.

Some of the building problems are so silly that you have to wonder if the architect held a grudge when designing the properties.

Read on to see some of the funniest fails - and what to look out for when booking next year’s summer holidays…

 The swimming pool at this hotel has a very rude design
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The swimming pool at this hotel has a very rude designCredit: Jam Press
 This see-through en-suite could prove very awkward for anyone sharing the room
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This see-through en-suite could prove very awkward for anyone sharing the roomCredit: Jam Press
 Another hotel room for those couples who can't bear to be separated for one moment
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Another hotel room for those couples who can't bear to be separated for one momentCredit: Jam Press
 The art in this hotel room is more likely to give guests nightmares than sweet dreams
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The art in this hotel room is more likely to give guests nightmares than sweet dreamsCredit: Jam Press
 There are some instances when it really isn't the thought that counts
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There are some instances when it really isn't the thought that countsCredit: Jam Press
 And the award for most pointless hotel object goes to...
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And the award for most pointless hotel object goes to...Credit: Jam Press
 We're pretty sure no one has ever wanted to know what they look like when sat on the loo
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We're pretty sure no one has ever wanted to know what they look like when sat on the looCredit: Jam Press
 At first glance this seems like a very silly design - but then who'd be on the loo with the door open anyway?
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At first glance this seems like a very silly design - but then who'd be on the loo with the door open anyway?Credit: Jam Press
 We thought hotel entrances were supposed to be welcoming
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We thought hotel entrances were supposed to be welcomingCredit: Jam Press
 Surely the plumber should have just stopped mid-job when he realised the tap was too small for this hotel bath
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Surely the plumber should have just stopped mid-job when he realised the tap was too small for this hotel bathCredit: Jam Press
 So that's what hotel cleaners do with all the plughole hair
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So that's what hotel cleaners do with all the plughole hairCredit: Jam Press
 With all those taps you'd think they'd have gone for a slightly deeper basin
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With all those taps you'd think they'd have gone for a slightly deeper basinCredit: Jam Press
 Trippy is the exact opposite of what you want for a stairs pattern
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Trippy is the exact opposite of what you want for a stairs patternCredit: Jam Press
 When they said the view was a bit rubbish, we didn't know they meant it literally
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When they said the view was a bit rubbish, we didn't know they meant it literallyCredit: Jam Press
 One man's art is another man's... loo roll
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One man's art is another man's... loo rollCredit: Jam Press
 That's one way of putting people off hogging the wifi
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That's one way of putting people off hogging the wifiCredit: Jam Press
 We're not sure why they even bothered with the window
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We're not sure why they even bothered with the windowCredit: Jam Press
 We're betting a few guests have tried to get up there when drunk
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We're betting a few guests have tried to get up there when drunkCredit: Jam Press
 Well.... we guess it's convenient?
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Well.... we guess it's convenient?Credit: Jam Press
 Fair enough
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Fair enoughCredit: Jam Press
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