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Fortnite’s porn parody ‘Fortnut’ revealed – video game sex film targets randy gamers
FORTNITE has been given the porn parody treatment by Pornhub and tongue-in-cheek XXX site WoodRocket.
The 20-minute-long adult movie 'Fortnut' is clearly designed to cash in on the online gaming hit while it's still hot with a serving of badly-acted smut aimed at gamers with short-attention spans.
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If you're into this sort of thing (and many people are), you'll probably dig the woeful acting, cheesy puns, hardcore porn, and silly props (sex toy guns) – all of which are featured in the SFW trailer above.
The clip starts with porn star Missy Martinez as a game streamer who sets up her Fortnut team for some battle royale action.
Characters include Bone Trooper and the rather literal Testiclehead, with the film's writer-director April O' Neil leading the pack.
Rounding out the cast are porn stars Tommy Pistol and Paddy O'Gasm.
WoodRocket – producer of Ask a Porn Star and porn parodies like Dick & Morty, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fap To The Future, Strokémon – is known for this kind of irreverent smut and an extended version of Fortnut is available exclusively on Pornhub Premium.
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The latter is Pornhub's take on Netflix, complete with monthly subscription plans that unlock endless hours of adult clips from the likes of Brazzers and Digital Playground.
"Grab your joystick and jiggle those treasure chests! The hottest online game is about to get battle royal-ly screwed!" reads the film's press release – which tells you all you need to know.
Now you may be wondering why they ruined your beloved game. It's because Pornhub and YouPorn owner MindGeek clearly crunched its data to find that people are watching Fortnite porn on its websites.
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Hell, Pornhub even jokingly tweeted that it was anticipating an influx of gamers when the battle royale title went offline breifly in April.
To sum up, we get the porn parodies we deserve.
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