Newcastle United

Too Poch to handle

Spurs boss was a hothead when it came to crunch in Tottenham’s title campaign

Top of the flops

Seven transferred stars who stank out the Premier League in the 2015-16 season

TOP OF THE DROPS

Sebastien Bassong has been relegated six times in a decade after Norwich’s failed survival bid

Relegated by Sunderland and seeing Boro promoted is bad enough, but we can't let Rafa go

Number's up

Premier League unveil swanky new substitutions boards to be used from next season

Raf justice

Benitez ready to walk out on Newcastle — even if they avoid the drop

Wonga

Good news Newcastle fans... The club have made a profit of £32.4m

Shots to nothing

United flop Memphis top of the league... for misfiring forwards 

Lost in the post

Arsenal would be top of Prem if striking upright counted as a goal

Toff luck

Everton’s United defeat means they join Newcastle as only Prem club to lose 200 away games