From Slumdog Mignolet to Fiorentina Turner, we take a look at some of the funniest five-a-side football team names
We have been inspired by former magazine editor James Brown's book Above Head Height to check out the best team names
EVER turned up at five-a-side footie to find you’re facing Fiorentina Turner or Le Saux Solid Crew?
Chances are former magazine editor and five-a-side obsessive James Brown has.
Inspired by Above Head Height, James’s book about midweek kickabouts on AstroTurf, BEN GRIFFITHS finds the UK’s funniest five-a-side team names.
AC a Little Silhouetto of Milan
THIS is what happens when a bunch of Queen fans get together and pun on the name of the Italian giant using Bohemian Rhapsody.
Slumdog Mignolet
THIS hilarious lot deserve an Oscar for their clever play on the Liverpool ’keeper’s name.
The Passion of the Cruyff
MEL GIBSON’S 2004 epic inspired these film buffs’ tribute to Dutch legend Johan.
Michu at De Gea Ba
A LOT of work went into this one, which features three Premier League stars and a mispronunciation
Le Saux Solid Crew
WHEN fans of early-2000s garage music met fans of former Chelsea defender Graeme, this is how they marked it.
Chamakh My Pitch Up
A ONCE-BANNED Prodigy song and former Arsenal flop – and now free agent – Marouane is the inspiration for this one.
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Who Ate All Depays
THE portly players in this team must have been fans of former Man United midfielder Memphis – loving him almost as much as their half-time food.
Murder on Zidane's Floor
THIS lot took a leaf out of Zinedine’s book and put their heads together to come up with a Sophie Ellis-Bextor-inspired name.
Breast Homage Albion
CHEEKY West Brom supporters combined football and a couple of cups to dream up this effort.
Fiorentina Turner
WANNABE Italian maestros whose team name is simply the best.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
A TURTLY crazy name for a team paying homage to former Liverpool centre-half Martin, now at Turkish club Fenerbahce.