Man City vs Man Utd LIVE RESULT: City STUNNED as Amad and Bruno score two in just TWO MINUTES to turn derby on its head

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

70. The action on the pitch remains flat, and the atmosphere emanating from the stands isn't much more enthusiastic.

Doku tries to change that with an electric burst to the byline and a clipped cross for Haaland that the striker just fails to meet with a stooping header.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

68. That wayward shot was Kevin De Bruyne's last act of the afternoon, and he now makes way as City make their first change.

On comes Matteo Kovacic as Pep Guardiola reshuffles his midfield.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

67. Ugarte does really well to outmuscle a rampaging Gundogan, but then forgets to actually clear the ball.

The delay in defending sees it roll to the feet of De Bruyne, who thumps over from 25 yards out.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

64. United want a penalty!

Hojlund goes to ground in the box after a showdown with Dias, and although there looked little in it on first view, the replays prompt some questions.

In attempting to flick the ball away, the City defender appeared to catch the striker on the knee with his studs.

Enough to warrant a spotkick? Neither Anthony Taylor or the VAR officials believe so.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

63. Some excitement!

Amad shows great footwork to start an attack, and then gets on the end of a cross that Bruno Fernandes gets right.

The flicked header from the winger looks destined for the bottom corner until Ederson flings himself to his left to tip around the post.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

60. The second half is only a quarter of an hour old, but the only attempt - if we can call it that - since the break was an Amad shot from long range that thumped straight into Gvardiol.

No wonder I've started to sneakily watch Celtic v Rangers on the iPad.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

58. Foden miscontrol. De Light misplaced clearance. De Bruyne overhit pass. Haaland poorly timed run.

What is going on out there?!

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

56. Now Bruno Fernandes passes straight to Ruben Dias.

I suppose here he could at least use the excuse that he was confused and momentarily thought it was a Portugal international match.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

54. Fernandes is now out in front of the field after thwacking a cross hopelessly behind for a goal-kick.

"I don't know what to say about that," mumbles Gary Neville on co-commentary.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

52. Bruno Fernandes attempts to take a quick free-kick, and instead passes is straight to a player in blue, a mistake that leads to an eventual corner.

It's as if these players are in competition to put in the worst individual performance possible.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

50. Ruben Amorim is squatted down inside his technical area, trying to make sense of the nonsense out on the pitch.

Someone should at least get him a bucket to sit on like they did for Marcelo Bielsa.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

49. A dreadful pass from Doku gifts possession straight to Fernandes inside the centre-circle.

United take the opportunity to attack, but it breaks down as soon as Amad smashes a shot straight into Gvardiol.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

47. Maguire battles with Haaland for an aerial ball, and ends up leaving the striker on his backside.

Despite all the talk about these two players over the past two years, the United centre-back is coming out on top today in this personal battle - for now.

Kick-off - Man City 1-0 Man Utd

46. The visitors restart the second half with Mainoo playing a long back pass to Onana in goal.

The bad news for United is the team leading at half-time have won 24 of the last 26 Manchester derbies.

Mind you, City did come from 1-0 down to win 3-1 in the most recent back in March.

First half facts and figures

Both Erling Haaland (6 touches overall) and Rasmus Hojlund (9 touches overall) failed to have a single touch in the opposition box in the first half of this match.

Half-time - Man City 1-0 Man Utd

The half ends following a mishit Kevin De Bruyne set-piece - which seems fitting as it was something similar that brought the only goal of the derby so far.

City lead at the break thanks to Josko Gvardiol's header, but it's been a Manchester derby that has barely flickered into life.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

45+3. City go close to doubling their lead when a Foden shot is deflected off the inside leg of Maguire.

Onana gets down quickly to tip the effort around the post.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

45+2: "So I know this midfielder called Paul Pogba...";

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

45. The officials take into account the Mount injury, the goal, and that short set-to between the players, and decide that four minutes stoppage time will suffice at the end of the first half.

It's a decision that nobody is overly pleased with.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

42. The saddest thing about that whole incident involving Walker and Hojlund is it's the most exciting thing we've seen this afternoon.

Perhaps the second half will bring more. Please.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

40. Referee Anthony Taylor takes his time to make a decision while calming the situation down, and then - in consultation with VAR - issues a yellow card to both Kyle Walker and Rasmus Hojlund.

And that's probably fair enough.

Man City 1-0 Man Utd

38. And now it's all going off!

Kyle Walker is flat out on his back, and a group of angry Manchester City players are surrounding Rasmus Hojlund - and the pushing, shoving, shouting and swearing begins!

The United striker took exception to a late kick from the City captain, and responded with a charge in his direction that ended with the pair going head-to-head.

The suggestion is that Hojlund pushed his forehead in the direction of Walker, but replays show that the right-back made a real meal of any contact with his opponent.

Man City 0-0 Man Utd

34. United are growing in confidence as far as the game goes although they still look lightweight in attack.

A half chance falls on to the left foot of Mainoo, whose weak shot is thumped clear by Dias