WELL I NEVER
Gary Neville reckons he wastes 98 minutes a week with mundane texting habit leaving Roy Keane totally bemused
It led to Ian Wright being concerned for Neville's wellbeing
GARY NEVILLE baffled Roy Keane as he estimated he wastes "98 minutes a week" on a mundane texting habit.
The confession came on the former Manchester United right-back's "Stick to Football" podcast - which Neville hosts alongside Roy Keane, Ian Wright, Jill Scott and Jamie Carragher.
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The rant came after Wright quizzed him about a video Neville had posted on LinkedIn where he said he was frustrated by the phrase "I hope you're well".
Arsenal legend Wrighty asked "Gary, what was this I saw about you and 'hope you're well' in a video? Because I always do 'hope you're well', what's wrong with that?"
Speaking on the podcast, Neville replied: "So I basically send around 20 texts a day as an example, and I always write 'Hi so-and-so, hope you're well.'
"But when did that start? Because that wasn't always a thing?"
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A confused Wright replied to say "It's just a feeling bro... Isn't it just a manly thing to be like 'Hi mate, hope you're well?'"
Carragher asked Neville to estimate how long typing the nicety costs him in minutes a day.
And Neville said: "I predicted 14. But if you times that by seven that's 98 minutes a week! Times that by a month and a year, you're spending a couple of days a year saying 'Hope you're well.'"
Neville went to renowned grouch Keane looking for some validation, asked him if he wrote "Hope you're well" too.
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But his quick-witted former United team-mate immediately shot him down by saying: "Yeah I think so. I do... but not to you."
Wright continued to be confused by Neville's rant and said: "I do 'hope you're well' all the time.
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"For you to sit down and do a video talking about it I thought 'Is he well?'" Which drew laughter from the rest of the podcast.
Neville insisted that the nicety is a recent phenomenon that has only been around for the past "5-7 years".
Carragher went on to reveal that he lets people know he is done with a conversation by dropping a thumbs up emoji.
He also said he was thrilled with the WhatsApp innovation that allows users to react to messages with a thumbs up emoji, as he believes that indicates a conversation is truly over.
Keane surprisingly revealed he ends conversations with a selfie, to which Wright said "Yeah he loves sending a strange face."
Keane defended his unconventional conversation-ender by saying: "I send it to people I know, it just provides that closure."
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