BONKERS
Alan Shearer woken up by frisky couple bonking on his piano after they broke into his hotel room
The 2009 day that saw Newcastle relegated began in bizarre fashion
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ALAN SHEARER has lifted the lid on a BONKERS moment inside his hotel room just hours before Newcastle United were relegated in 2009.
The Magpies’ all-time top goalscorer stepped into the dug-out for the final eight games of that miserable campaign at St. James’ Park in an effort to try and save them from the drop.
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It was to end in huge disappointment as a 1-0 defeat at Aston Villa on the final day condemned them to the drop.
Now Shearer has revealed how the omens were not looking good after he was woken up the night before by a randy couple having sex on his hotel room piano.
The Premier League’s record scorer explained how the team had travelled down as normal and had their meal together the night before the crunch game.
The players then went to bed as Shearer suggested a few drinks to his coaching staff in order to try and “help us sleep a little better”.
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He called it a night around 11:30pm after no more than two drinks - but he received the shock of his life.
Speaking on alongside Gary Lineker and Micah Richards, he said: “At about three or four in the morning, I think I’m dreaming.
“I can hear noises, and as a manager I was not even aware that this happened, you get put into a suite. So I've got this lovely suite in the hotel with a big lounge and my bedroom which is sort of sectioned off.
“I’m awoken and thinking ‘am I dreaming, I can hear noises?’. I can hear someone playing the piano. I’ve got a piano in the lounge of the room.
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“I’m thinking ‘there's someone in my f***ing room here, seriously!’ Suddenly it stops and I think ‘ah ok’.”
However, Shearer then added: “Five minutes later I can hear people talking in my room and then I hear other things.
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“So, I sort of creep up and I was a bit nervous and scared. And I sort of looked through and I’m not kidding you, there was a bloke and a woman on the piano and the bloke was giving the woman one in my room! I swear to god.”
Shearer then said: “I’m thinking do i scream, do i shout, what do I do?
“So I shouted out, ‘do me a f***ing favour mate will you, come on!’
“Honestly, they quickly got up and sprinted out of the room. I couldn’t believe what was happening.”
He added: “I don’t know whether they were members of staff who thought the room was empty or what, but I should’ve known then that it wasn’t going to go well in the afternoon at the game.”
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