Wake up, Remainers – Brexit IS happening and Boris Johnson WILL win the election immediately afterwards
WELCOME to Project Fear MkIII, nightmares version. Under Downing Street’s Operation Yellowhammer, Britain faces a food, fuel and medicines famine.
This scary portrait, which predicts border chaos, factory closures, wartime rationing and street riots, was almost certainly leaked by a sacked Remain Minister.
Until Phil Hammond was dumped as Chancellor, this was an alarmingly realistic prospect.
Today it is totally obsolete.
Everything changed when Boris Johnson picked Michael Gove and Dominic Cummings to mastermind planning for No Deal Brexit.
Billions of pounds were suddenly made available by Chancellor Sajid Javid to speed up help for supermarkets, hospitals, industry and small firms to cope with Brexit.
It will not be plain sailing. But there is now no prospect of Yellowhammer’s national emergency. By Halloween, we will be ready to go.
There will be no public demand for bird-spotter Ken Clarke to volunteer as caretaker PM “once I find out what the Devil’s going on”.
We now have TWO Magic Grandpas! One, an endearingly dotty optimist who has lost count of the times he’s run for PM, the other a malfunctioning Marxist misfit.
CORBYN WILL DO NOTHING
And if these two old geezers need help, political harpy Hattie Harman is ready for her comeback as unwanted baggage.
We must be in desperate times if this trio, accompanied by Green MP Caroline Lucas and her All-White Women’s Unity Band, think they can stop us honouring the 2016 referendum.
As a sideshow, Oliver Letwin, who once invited burglars into his home at 5am, came close to a repeat offence last week by offering to help Jezza into Number 10.
Jeremy Corbyn, for all his slippery twists and turns, is a lifelong EU-hater.
He worshipped at the feet of Tony Benn who fought Brussels until his dying day. Corbyn will do nothing, either as Labour leader or — heaven forbid! — as PM to stop us leaving.
BORIS JOHNSON WILL NOT RESIGN
By contrast, Speaker John Bercow will “fight with every breath in my body” to stop Parliament being shut down so Britain can slip across the Halloween deadline and out of the EU.
This egomaniac, known as The Poison Dwarf, is the most powerful figure in Westminster — and the most dangerous.
His ambition is to go down as the most famous Speaker in House of Commons history.
His hero is said to be illustrious predecessor William Lenthall, who four centuries ago backed Parliament against King Charles I, triggering the Civil War which cost Charles his head.
This time, though, it will not be Parliament against the Crown. It will be rebel MPs versus the democratically expressed wishes of their own voters.
FANATICAL REMAINERS
Boris Johnson will not resign if he loses a confidence vote. He will call a general election immediately after Britain has left the EU on October 31.
There is talk about a challenge to the Supreme Court but judges are unlikely to intervene against a PM executing the will of the people. Only the Queen could stop him — and there’s no chance of that.
Would Bercow take this clash to the bitter end, sending in troops to drag Boris out of Number Ten — and providing a springboard for a Tory election landslide?
It is hard to know what goes on in the heads of fanatical Remainers.
What if they get their own way, delay Brexit and leave a humiliated UK swinging half-in, half-out of the EU, coughing up a £40billion lump sum and paying £15bn a year for the privilege?
Imagine the bomb-site political landscape after a Parliamentary lynch mob sabotages the wishes of 17.4m voters.
We would be looking at another civil war, Mr Speaker.
Brussels and Remain diehards need to wake up. Britain WILL leave the EU as promised. And Boris WILL win the election immediately afterwards, almost certainly by a wide margin.
Any MPs who flirt with Corbyn’s Marxists or Hammond’s subversives will be purged.
They will look back from the ashes of their political careers to a Britain which has cut free and prospered in open trading waters.
And they will see arrogant EU leaders steering their vaunted Grand Projet on to the rocks of broken dreams.
PC'S BRAVERY
THE brutal killing of brave PC Andrew Harper has shocked the nation.
But it is not a surprise.
We are bleakly accustomed to a day-by-day massacre of young lives. Knives, machetes and now motor vehicles are the murder weapons of choice. Newlywed PC Harper is simply the latest tragic victim of a fast-accelerating assault on The Thin Blue Line.
I have criticised police in the past for abusing their power against politicians, journalists and celebrities. I was talking about senior officers blinded by political correctness and TV headlines.
The bobby on the beat risks his or her life every day in the line of duty. They are lions. Too often led by donkeys.
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