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Ukip leader Dick Braine has put unfortunate names in the news — but he’s not alone

BEING told you have an upset stomach is no laughing matter – until you realise the medic seeing you is called Dr Whet Faartz.

Unfortunate names were back in the news  this week when new Ukip leader  Richard Braine, right, was mocked  over his moniker.

 Ukip boss Richard Braine couldn't hide his secret from former Chancellor George Osborne who pointed he is 'Dick Braine'
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Ukip boss Richard Braine couldn't hide his secret from former Chancellor George Osborne who pointed he is 'Dick Braine'Credit: EPA
 Dr Whet Fartz will see you now
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Dr Whet Fartz will see you now

Former Tory Chancellor George Osborne was quick to point out that: “The new leader of Ukip is called Mr Dick Braine — really.”

It provoked a furious response from the software developer and  pro-Brexit campaigner, who  admitted he was “getting a bit fed up” with the ongoing  ridicule.

But he is not the only serious professional with a name that is hard to take seriously.  Naomi Chadderton finds  some of the best.

DR BJ HARDICK: This chiropractic doctor  from Ontario, Canada, might  be better off going by his full name, Benjamin.

DR WHET FAARTZ: At least you’d get a laugh out of making an  appointment with this medic from Pittsburgh, US.

TINY KOX: Dutch senator and member of the Socialist Party  will be advised to whisper his name when he pays a visit to Britain.

HARRY BAALS: This legal representative from London has his own company, called Baals & Co.

JUDY GRAHAM  SWALLOWS: Gulp.  Register of Deeds worker  at Cumberland County in Tennessee, US, has a corker.

PAUL TWOCOCK: You’ll do a double-take on name of interim boss  at an LGBT equality charity.

RICHARD SMALLEY: When you shorten Richard, any name can be funny. But the MD of community banking at  Barclays definitely drew the short straw.

JACK GOFF: It sounds like this British professional racing driver has a need for speed.

CHRIS P BACON: Funny that this US  production manager’s name is just how we like our breakfast cooked  –  no porkies.

BEN DOVER: Let’s  hope the US mentor has a sense of humour.

 Socialist Party member Tiny Kox
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Socialist Party member Tiny Kox
 A smiling Paul Twocock
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A smiling Paul Twocock
 Ben Dover seems to have kept his sense of humour
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Ben Dover seems to have kept his sense of humour
Kate Garraway makes rude 'gag' pun after Richard Madeley admits he likes being called Dick on Good Morning Britain's


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