CRIMES AGAINST FASHION

Owner of this VERY rude trouser pattern and these other offenders should be arrested by the fashion police

Guy Birchall

Published: 13:12, 22 Jul 2019
Updated: 17:55, 22 Jul 2019

THIS sea of sartorial sins will have you phoning the fashion police.

From dodgy placed flower's to far to tight shorts these clothing cock-ups will leave you cringing and crying with laughter.

FLOWER POWER

The petal placement on this pair of trousers leaves a lot to be desired — The petal placement on this pair of trousers leaves a lot to be desiredCredit: Splitpics.uk

CRUELLA INTENTIONS

This outfit deserves 101 damnations — This outfit deserves 101 damnationsCredit: Splitpics.uk

PUFFA DADDY

Didn't his mum warn him he wont feel the benefit when he goes outside? — Didn't his mum warn him he wont feel the benefit when he goes outside?Credit: Splitpics.uk

PASTA LA VISTA, BABY

This skirt is enough to make anyone gluten intolerant — This skirt is enough to make anyone gluten intolerantCredit: Splitpics.uk

BAGGY TROUSERS

Oh what fun we had, but at the time it seemed so bad... — Oh what fun we had, but at the time it seemed so bad...Credit: Splitpics.uk

THONG PLACE, THONG TIME

It's probably not best to think where the lady on the right is keeping her debit card — It's probably not best to think where the lady on the right is keeping her debit cardCredit: Splitpics.uk

JEAN GENIE

This sorry soul has been left black and blue by this fashion crime — This sorry soul has been left black and blue by this fashion crimeCredit: Splitpics.uk

DRYER CONSEQUENCES

Looks like someone had the tumble dryer on too high a temperature — Looks like someone had the tumble dryer on too high a temperatureCredit: Splitpics.uk

PLAIDS, PLAIDS, PLAIDS

This chap got really tartan-ed up for a shopping trip — This chap got really tartan-ed up for a shopping tripCredit: Splitpics.uk

EYE OF THE THIGH-GER

She's done her time and taken her chances — She's done her time and taken her chancesCredit: Splitpics.uk

BIN BAG

Litter-ally the worst back pack we've ever seen — Litter-ally the worst back pack we've ever seenCredit: Splitpics.uk

HUNDRED ACRE WOULDN’T

Honey, you didn't think this through... — Honey, you didn't think this through...Credit: Splitpics.uk

ROAR DEAL

The Simba-lism in this swimsuit is somewhat concerning — The Simba-lism in this swimsuit is somewhat concerningCredit: Splitpics.uk

SCARE ON A G-STRING

SHOE MUST BE JOKING

That's one way to avoid working out which shoes match your jeans — That's one way to avoid working out which shoes match your jeansCredit: Splitpics.uk

SORRY SEAMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD

Red means stop, this person should stop wearing these — Red means stop, this person should stop wearing theseCredit: Splitpics.uk

COMPLETELY DENTAL

The tooth is, this looks appalling — The tooth is, this looks appallingCredit: Splitpics.uk

RAMSPREADING

He'll feel a little sheepish after he wakes up — He'll feel a little sheepish after he wakes upCredit: Splitpics.uk

EXTRA-STRAW-DIN-BERRY

This woman seems to be having a fruitful day out — This woman seems to be having a fruitful day outCredit: Splitpics.uk

THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!

This baseball fan serpent-ly has gone the extra mile — This baseball fan serpent-ly has gone the extra mileCredit: Splitpics.uk

SCAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Don't you hate it when you forget to take the barcode off your clothes? — Don't you hate it when you forget to take the barcode off your clothes?Credit: Splitpics.uk

ASHTONISHING

Smoking is bad, this is even worse — Smoking is bad, this is even worseCredit: Splitpics.uk

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