Father’s Day: 10 worst groan-inducing dad jokes of all time revealed
THE worst dad jokes of all time have been revealed ahead of Father's Day this coming Sunday.
A poll of 2,000 Brits whittled down the punniest gags to the absolute wince-inducing worst of the bunch for you to ruin your friends' and families' days with.
The outright winner — or loser, depending on your perspective — was: "I went to the shop to get eight cans of Sprite... But when I got home I realised I picked seven up."
An incredible 15 per cent thought the Sprite joke was the cheesiest joke in history that dads love to tell.
And the list gets worse.
In second place was the appalling classic: "What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."
TOP 10 WORST DAD JOKES OF ALL TIME
- I went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realised I’d only picked seven up (15%)
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (12%)
- A ghost walks into a bar. The landlady says: “Sorry we don’t serve spirits” (11%)
- What do you call a donkey with three legs? A Wonky (10%)
- What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug (10%)
- Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila (9%)
- Where do policemen live? Let’s-be Avenue (9%)
- Why did the skeleton burp? Because it didn’t have the guts to fart (8%)
- I was walking down the road and a man offered me a free sofa and chairs. I said no because my mother always taught me not to take suites from strangers (8%)
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese (8%)
The rankings of absolutely horrendous jokes was put together by sofa company ScS ahead of Father's Day this Sunday.
Lindsey Duncton, Head of Marketing at ScS, said: "Dad jokes are notoriously bad, and we wanted to showcase some of the best bad dad jokes to help families laugh together this Father’s Day!
"We hope families can use this as an excuse to relax on the sofa together, and let dad retell some of his infamous bad jokes!"
We previously put together a gallery of the worst dad jokes sent by text to their kids.
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