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A STUDENT was baffled when she found one human poo on her car windscreen - but was downright furious when she found number two less than ten days later.

Rachel Holmes, 22, is now trying to get to the bottom of whoever keeps fouling on her Renault Clio  when it's parked outside her house in Swansea.

 Rachel Holmes with her Renault Clio - which has been disturbingly defecated on TWICE in ten days
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Rachel Holmes with her Renault Clio - which has been disturbingly defecated on TWICE in ten daysCredit: Media Wales

The Swansea University student said: "Someone has taken a dump on my car twice in ten days and I don't know why.

"I'm not being funny but someone has s**t on my car for the second time in two weeks.

"I don't even know what to say."

And she even went into detail about the nightmare of getting rid of the inexplicable dirty protest.

Rachel, who's studying English and French, said that she had to get her mates to help her clean up the mess.

 Some people have suggested that Rachel put a camera in her car to avoid a turd incident
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Some people have suggested that Rachel put a camera in her car to avoid a turd incident
 The double dirty attack is currently completely unexplained with the culprit still at large
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The double dirty attack is currently completely unexplained with the culprit still at largeCredit: Media Wales

She said: "The first one was a bit runny at the beginning abut then it hardened and me and my friends had to chisel it off the windscreen.

"The second one was huge - HUGE! That person does need to see a doctor.

"But it was more fibrous so we could just chuck it on the floor."

And Rachel was even able to work out the appalling lengths someone went to in the act of defiling her car.

She explained: "I'm 100 per cent certain that it was human excrement, and they didn't even climb on the car to do it.

"It had been excreted and placed on my windscreen.

"I was so confused - I didn't realise people behaved like that."


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