Robo bop

Here’s how to dance like Theresa May with our simple moves and arm movements

The Sun has put together a guide to help you keep up with Theresa May's latest moves

THERESA May’s robotic dancing wowed Africa this week – now here’s YOUR chance to learn those moves.

Just follow our guide and boogie on Downing Street like a Prime Minister...

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The Prime Minister wowed Africa with her latest moves this week
Prime Minister Theresa May in breaks into dance whilst meeting with scouts at the United Nations offices in Nairobi
The Prime Minister seemed to be enjoying herself on the third day of her visit to Africa
Theresa May was captured dancing with students and staff at I.D. Mkize Secondary School in Cape TownCredit: AP:Associated Press
We're not sure what dance Mrs May is doing in this photo... but everyone looks amused

 

 

1. Footing

Move right foot forward then back. Lift kitten heel up. Put kitten heel down. Repeat. Be careful not to nod off.

2. Body positioning

Make sure you look as uncomfortable and rigid as possible.

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Do not exceed a 20-degree lean or you’ll do yourself a mischief. Do not incline to the Left . . .

Twist torso jerkily in time with your feet. Jerk forward, keeping your upper body as stiff as an Eton collar.

Theresa May's VERY awkward dancing with school kids in South Africa

 

3. Arm movement

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Keeping your upper arm muscles fully tensed (nobody votes for bingo wings) creak your lower arm robotically up from the elbow as if you’re not quite sure which planet you’re on.

OPTIONAL (depending on how liberated you feel): Say “Peter Crouch, eat your heart out”.

 

4. On the move

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Feel the beat in those happy feet! Alternatively, you can shuffle along like it’s a wet Wednesday in Westminster . . .

Theresa May's SECOND awkward dance on trip to Africa
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