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Hilarious images reveal the world’s dodgiest Valentine’s Day messages

While Valentine's Day means roses and chocolate for some, others may miss the mark with their dodgy tokens of love

HILARIOUS photos capturing the world's dodgiest Valentine's Day messages have been revealed.

While the day might be filled with roses and chocolate for some, others may just missed the mark with their tokens of love.

 This Valentine got straight to the point
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This Valentine got straight to the point

Compiled by BoredPanda, these photos prove that with Valentine's Day gifts, it's best to be straightforward with your other half about what's on your wishlist.

From Valentine's wishes in a petri dish to alternative bouquets and homemade cards, these are some original ways to show affection on the most romantic day of the year.

And while some give roses, for one gift-giver wilting flowers did not say love - and instead opted for an unbreakable phone.

 Nothing screams love like plating E.coli
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Nothing screams love like plating E.coli
 But did they score with this original card?
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But did they score with this original card?
 A Nokia phone - for the practical, unbreakable love
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A Nokia phone - for the practical, unbreakable love

 

 Who needs roses when you can have a bouquet of drinks and snacks?
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Who needs roses when you can have a bouquet of drinks and snacks?

Plates of bacteria and bouquets of snacks might scream romance to some, but others might want to specify exactly what type of 'dozen roses' they want this Valentine's Day.

For her Valentine with the sweet tooth, one woman created a romantic masterpiece out of chocolate bars and sweets.

And another appeared to get their gift 'bang' on as she left a promising note for her other half.

But one lover wasn't quite as lucky as a mix up with vegetables meant they missed out on daffodils.

 This person might specify what type of 'dozen roses' they want in future
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This person might specify what type of 'dozen roses' they want in future
 This sweet token gets an A+ for effort
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This sweet token gets an A+ for effort
 This Valentine might have got their gift 'bang' on
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This Valentine might have got their gift 'bang' on
 'Dad bought my mum asparagus for Valentines Day thinking they were daffodils'
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'Dad bought my mum asparagus for Valentines Day thinking they were daffodils'

A teddy bear in a balloon may have seemed like a cute idea at the beginning, but unfortunately for one Valentine, the bear didn't fare too well.

One lover's attempt at a heart-shaped pizza came with a apologetic 'we tried' note attached.

But the true masterpiece is one man donning a specially made t-shirt emblazoned with his girlfriend's face.

And for Matthew, his Valentine's Day could have ended very differently if he'd only been given a cactus.

 This gift started off well... and then quickly got very creepy
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This gift started off well... and then quickly got very creepy
 A fair effort at a heart-shaped Valentine's Day pizza
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A fair effort at a heart-shaped Valentine's Day pizza
 A perfect gift for the Valentine who wants to wear their heart on both sleeves and a t-shirt
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A perfect gift for the Valentine who wants to wear their heart on both sleeves and a t-shirt
 This could have ended very differently for Matthew if this had been a cactus
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This could have ended very differently for Matthew if this had been a cactus

If one woman learned anything from her Valentine's gift, it's to be very specific about the 18 carat necklace she wanted.

Instead of gold, the woman - pictured below - is instead draped with a row of 18 carrots on a string.

While a Putin-inspired card is comic for one, a brutally honest note from another's dad that the Valentine's gifts are about to end probably came as a shock to another.

Probably not as much of a shock however for one Valentine who got a cleverly written token for an anal-ytic conversation.

 Well if you ask for an 18 carat necklace...
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Well if you ask for an 18 carat necklace...
 Love is a very punny thing
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Love is a very punny thing
 Honesty is the best policy!
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Honesty is the best policy!
 Probably best to read the full note before getting too excited
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Probably best to read the full note before getting too excited


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