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Moment ‘Tinder poo’ date man re-enacts how girl got stuck in his window for a shocked Holly and Phil on This Morning
HOLLY Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were left in hysterics today as the man whose Tinder date threw her poo out of the window re-enacted how the girl got wedged between the panes.
Student Liam Smyth, 23, revealed on This Morning that he gave his date a "boost" to help her reach the offending package using a model window frame to show how she became wedged.
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He told Phil and Holly: “She did some amateur gymnastics – she thought that she could reach down into the window and pull it back out.
“She was reaching in and reaching in and she couldn’t quite get there. She had put her head and shoulders in and was trying to get inside and I sort of boosted her up to help her in.
“She did reach it to be fair. We launched it into the toilet, that was dealt with. Second time lucky.
“But then she cannot get out. I was pulling and pulling. But she was wedged.”
Liam said he definitely owes the woman a drink - however he admitted that if she wanted to use the loo again she’d be sent straight to another bathroom.
“My heart would stop, I’d tell her to go in the upstairs bathroom!” he joked.
Comedian Paddy McGuinness even gate-crashed the set as he couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
Strolling on holding a cup of tea, he tapped Liam on the shoulder and asked: “Out the window, is that right?”
“Yes man,” he replied.
To which Paddy said, “For the love of god”, and walked off.
The hilarious date disaster went viral last week when fire crews were called to rescue the unnamed woman trapped upside down in a window attempting to retrieve a poo she unsuccessfully tried to throw away.
The woman was on a date at Liam's house in Bristol when she panicked after apparently being unable to flush the faeces down the toilet.
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Liam said she then tried to throw the stool out of the window but watched in horror as it fell between an internal and external layer of glass.
The sociology student at Bristol University, said his date bravely confessed the situation - but got into difficulty as the pair tried to retrieve the poo.
Avon Fire and Rescue confirmed they were called to the address at around 10.40pm on August 7 and rescued the woman - but did not confirm what exactly had led her to become stuck in the precarious position.
Writing on a - which had to be destroyed in the rescue - Liam said the fledgling couple had been watching a Louis Theroux documentary when their night took an interesting turn.
He said: "She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"'I went for a poo in your toilet', she told me 'and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked', she continued 'I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window'.
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"Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, separated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window.
"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.
"Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out.
"Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem.
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"She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck.
"Unfortunately for my date, at this stage I could see only one way out of our predicament.
"She had been upside down in the window for around 15 minutes at this point, and I was starting to grow concerned for her health. I called the fire brigade."
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Liam said any excess funds raised by the appeal will be donated to clean water charity Toilet Twinning and The Fire Fighter's Charity.
An Avon Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "We received a call at 22:41 to one female trapped between interior and exterior glass.
"Two crews were sent from Temple station and she was rescued using hand tools."
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