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SWEAR IN THE WORLD?

Bizarre map lists 280 rude, flirty and dirty places – from Muff Creek to New Erection

Researchers used government databases to find naughty names

FANCY scaling Mount Fanny or getting loved up on Intercourse Island?

Then check out this cheeky map listing 280 of the world’s RUDEST places.

 The Magnificently Rude Map of the World and its Astonishingly Real Places Names lists 280 naughty monikers
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The Magnificently Rude Map of the World and its Astonishingly Real Places Names lists 280 naughty monikersCredit: ST&G'S Maps
 North America is home to Dildo, Spunky Puddle and Wet Beaver Creek
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North America is home to Dildo, Spunky Puddle and Wet Beaver CreekCredit: ST&G'S Maps
 Australia and New Zealand boast a variety of Knobs
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Australia and New Zealand boast a variety of KnobsCredit: ST&G'S Maps

Head Down Under for Muff Creek and Two Mile Knob in Queensland – or Pensioners Bush in Tasmania.

Elsewhere, Russia boasts Vagina and Miass, while Canada has Witches’ Tits, Climax and Big Beaver.

The new release has been compiled by UK map-makers Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick.

 A North Carolina road
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A North Carolina road
 Shag Rocks in the South Atlantic Ocean
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Shag Rocks in the South Atlantic OceanCredit: Getty Images
 Twatt in Scotland's Shetland Islands
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Twatt in Scotland's Shetland IslandsCredit: Alamy

Founder Humphrey Butler admits: “When your day job involves looking for rude words on maps, the time passes quite quickly.”

Smutty-sounding spots include America’s Three Way, Horneytown and Wet Beaver Creek.

France has Miassole while in Spain there are Poo and Piles.

 In Brazil you can visit Cum and Varghina
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In Brazil you can visit Cum and VarghinaCredit: ST&G'S Maps
 Bald Knob, Shag Creek... the list goes on
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Bald Knob, Shag Creek... the list goes onCredit: Marvellousmaps.com
 English gems include Back Passage and Bonar Place
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English gems include Back Passage and Bonar PlaceCredit: Marvellousmaps.com

In Sardinia there is Buggerru while Rectum is in Holland.

As well as studying maps, researchers used government databases to find near-the-knuckle names.

Humphrey adds: “Type in any word and they’ll show all the places with that word in it.”

It follows the firm’s hit ­Marvellous Map of Great British Place Names, listing naughty-named places closer to home.

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