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Bizarre General Election CONDOMS hit market along with raunchy mock poll asking Brits ‘who can rise to the occasion?’

Condom options include the SNP’s 'vote for the pull out method' and Reform’s 'Brexit and chill'

BRITS now have the chance to bonk with political pride during the general election campaign as a new special range of condoms has hit the market.

With options like “Rishi No Rashy” and “Queer for Keir”, the “general erection” product line has something for voters of all stripes.

Sir Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak in their first TV election debate
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Sir Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak in their first TV election debateCredit: PA
The 'general erection' product line has something for voters of all stripes
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The 'general erection' product line has something for voters of all stripesCredit: Custom Condom UK

Each condom purchase also doubles as a vote in a raunchy poll, due to launch on the on June 10.

It will reflect regional preferences - showing how political support by condom varies across Britain.

Managing Director at Custom Condoms UK Joseph Barnard said he hopes the range will “get more young people engaged in the election”.

He told The Sun: “We provide custom condoms for individuals and businesses.

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“Election years are always a laugh in the office - seeing what political parties and their supporters come up with.

“We decided to launch our own range with the goal of increasing young voter turnout.

"What better time to talk politics than just before making love?”

Retailing at £1.99 each, other condom options include the SNP’s “vote for the pull out method”,Reform’s “Brexit and chill” and the Lib Dems’ “Ed Davey makes my legs go wavy”.

A Labour source said  “The economy needs a good thrust,  and only Labour can rise to the occasion and win this pole.”

A Tory source hit back: "The real protection Brits need is from Keir's £2,094 tax bomb.”

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