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Judge admits to drawing penis on computer before showing court guests the middle finger

Retiring judge Neil Ford went out with a bang after revealing he once doddled a 'very large phallus' on court computer system

A JUDGE has confessed he once drew a penis on a court computer system.

Neil Ford QC said his doodle of a “very large phallus” was sent to all staff on the network.

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Neil Ford confessed to drawing a 'very large phallus' on a court computer system

His prank led to all his colleagues having their computer pens confiscated.

The judge, 63, made the admission as he retired as Recorder of Bristol.

He also told of filling an associate’s bag with mini bottles of gin as they played a rude version of hangman on a train.

His prank led to the confiscation of pens at Bristol Crown CourtCredit: Alamy

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And for a final hurrah he showed guests at Bristol crown court his ‘out of office’ message - a fist with middle finger raised.

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