Tubby tyrant bans Christmas and forces everyone to celebrate his favourite gran’s birthday instead
KIM JONG-UN’S henchmen are ready to pounce on anyone having Christmas fun - because the tubby tyrant wants everyone to toast his grandma’s birthday.
Each year when the world celebrates, the hermit state’s large covert Christian population risk “disappearing” if they dare put up a Christmas tree or dress up as Santa.
In 2014, when Kim found out South Korea to erect a huge Christmas Tree on the border he flipped out.
All out war with his neighbour was threatened and the tree was never put up - for fear millions would die in a nuclear holocaust.
Over the border in North Korea meanwhile, everyone has to forget about Christmas and celebrate the birth of Kim’s best ever nanna Kim Jong-suk.
Conveniently Jong-suk was born on Christmas Eve.
TV and radio is given over to complete hero worship of her for 24 hours.
Crackpot Kim has never met his famous grandma - the wife of North Korea’s first Communist dictator Kim Il-sung.
She died in mysterious circumstances in 1949.
But her efforts battling Japanese invaders during World War 2 transformed her into a socialist saint.
Workers have a day off to mark her birthday.
Many pay homage to “Sacred Mother of the Revolution” by visiting her tomb.
Smaller scale events are held around the country at various busts and statues.
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Kim is so obsessed with his dead nan that his wife, Ri Sol Ju, is the spitting image of her.
Shortly after this, on December 27, North Koreans have another chance to blow up the balloons as they celebrate Constitution Day.
Essentially this is another opportunity for the famine struck nation to worship their rotund ruler.
He in turn tucks into a ginormous feast.
It also means another day off for North Koreans.
This comes as a huge relief to the citizens of this “workers paradise” who are said to work horrendous hours.
In March Kim ordered its working age population to demonstrate their loyalty to him.
To do this they were forced to toil nonstop for 70 days in a bid to boost production.
This was a vain attempt to counter the crippling sanctions in place because of Kim’s obsession with nuclear missiles.
But religious worship on holidays is forbidden – especially Christmas.
And human rights groups estimate between 50,000 - 70,000 Christians are locked up in horrifying concentration camps simply for their faith.
As reported, super clear space images expose true scale of Kim Jong-un’s rapidly expanding Nazi style death camps.
A human rights group have compared new images with older ones and used testimonies from ex-prisoners – many ordinary people desperate to escape the nightmare world of Kim’s weirdo regime.
The startlingly clear images reveal gallows, electric fences and huge CREMATORIUMS.
It is here people enjoying Christmas could end up if they are caught.
But disrespecting any of Kim Jong-un’s family – or being perceived to be – by the paranoid crackpot can mean death.
In October 2012, a North Korean military officer was executed with a mortar shell blast for disrespecting his father, Kim Jong-il’s death by consuming alcohol during the 100-day mourning period.
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