Missile-mad Kim Jong-un orders docs to find magic potion to give North Koreans bigger pocket rockets
In world Penis Size survey, Kim's kingdom trails in last with average erect penis of just 3.8 inches
DESPERATE despot Kim Jong-un has ordered North Korean scientists to find a potion to make PENISES bigger.
The red-faced dictator is embarrassed the men from his country officially have the smallest members on the planet and he's now told his docs to do something about it.
In the most recent Penis Size survey carried out by condom giant Durex, Kim's kingdom trailed in dead last with an average erect penis size of just 3.8 inches.
That compares to 5.5 inches in the UK, 5.2 inches in the US and a mighty 7.1 inches in the Congo - whose men currently boast the world's biggest todgers.
Now Kim has told his scientists they must come up with a wonder drug which will put his rogue state proudly back on the penis map.
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Kim is determined to punch his weight on the world's military stage and hopes that one day - with the help of science - his male population's pocket rockets will also measure up.
Lusty Kim has already ordered his top scientists to develop a new sex potion for North Korean men.
The magic formula is aimed at helping the nation’s blokes keep their missiles in working order.
The leader's own dad Kim Jong-il even ate the penis of a LION to boost his sexual prowess, a defector from the totalitarian state has claimed.
The deviant despot is said to have been so obsessed with his performance in the sack he forced scientists to gather traditional medicines from around the world in a bid to maximise his libido.