Terrified virgin bride hits husband over head with wine bottle after seeing his ‘hairy, scary cucumber’ penis for first time
Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up with a bandaged head on his honeymoon after his wife took fright at his 'anaconda' penis
A VIRGIN bride is alleged to have battered her footballer husband on their honeymoon after seeing his penis for the first time.
Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up in hospital with his head covered in bandages after his attempts to get intimate with his wife went terribly wrong.
Having decided to abstain from sex until marriage, the unnamed wife got a bit of a shock when she first saw her husband’s “hairy, scary cucumber”.
Battered hubby Madyibi reportedly goes by the nickname “Anaconda” after his football teammates saw his genitals in the changing rooms.
In an interview with the Daily Star, the South African footballer said: “All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay.
“But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.”
As the foreplay became more intimate and the last layers of clothing came off, Madyibi’s wife reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.
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He continued: “Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I'd bought her as a gift.”
The screaming soon woke other guests at the newlyweds’ bed and breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up taking different buses to get home.
“I think she's angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar,” Madyibi said of his wife, whom he met at church just a year before the wedding.
Despite her exaggerated reaction, Madyibi’s wife has downplayed the incident.
She explained: “He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush.
“I only slapped him on the cheek.”
The pair have decided to attend marriage counselling sessions instead of involving the police in their bedroom issues.
Madyibi said: “I've only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking.”
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