From the gag of the day, to the party’s villain – here are the highlights from the Tory conference
The Sun's Westminster Correspondent reports back on all the best bits from the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham yesterday
The Conservative Party Conference is underway in Birmingham - a big one for the party, as it is Theresa May's first as PM, and the first since the Brexit vote.
Here, our Westminster Correspondent rounds up the highlights from the second day.
- MYSTERY surrounds which top Tory had a £100 per hour stylist from celeb hairdresser Nicky Clarke’s salon visit their hotel – and even gave them an expensive hotel security pass.
- MEANWHILE, the PM’s hirsute adviser Nick Timothy refuses to shave off his massive beard to avoid attention and obvious Rasputin comparisons and after initially trimming it, is growing it again.
- TORY whips were sent to spy on outspoken Mrs May critic Nicky Morgan at a fringe meeting, but as a former whip herself she called them out: “Gentlemen, I know what it’s like, I’ve been there, so very nice to have you here.”
- CHANCELLOR Philip Hammond showed a wry sense of humour: “Ed Balls was not their first choice for Strictly. They were going to ask Corbyn – but then they discovered he’s got two left feet.” It’s how he tells them.
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GAG OF THE DAY
Failed wannabe PM Andrea Leadsom said this summer’s Labour leadership election took too long: "If only they’d come to me for advice on how to keep it short…”
Villain of the day
Snooty Amber Rudd sneered at the idea of an online competition that could see a return to blue passports: ‘I don’t want a Boaty McBoatface outcome.”
ST. THERESA BROWN NOSE OF THE DAY
Liam Fox cooed: “The PM has said clearly that Brexit means Brexit – and let me tell you, Theresa May is not someone who is known for saying anything, other than what she absolutely means.”
Tribute kitten heels of the day
THE 'JUST GETTING BY' AWARD
A sharp suited delegate in Starbucks replied “Lord” when asked for their name for the side of their coffee – and they got Lord written on the paper cup.