Lad on holiday gets drunk and has ‘Gary Lineker sh*gs crisps’ tattooed on his chest… promoting comic response from Match of the Day star
Chelsea fan had the banter bomb inked while on partying on Greek island Kavos
A BRITISH teenager has pushed the boundaries of banter by having the phrase 'Gary Lineker shags crisps' tattooed on his chest - prompting a hilarious response from the Match of the Day host.
Alcohol-fan Joe Meracap, 18, agreed to have the thought-provoking message emblazoned on his breast while holidaying on the Greek party island of Kavos.
However, the young Chelsea fan made a bet that he would only get the suggestive inking if mid-table squatters Southampton defeated Manchester United on August 19.
But, when Jose Mourinho’s swashbuckling United side won the match – banter beast Joe decided to go ahead with the controversial carving anyway.
The teen’s partner in crime, Jordan Grubb, sent social media into hysterics when he tweeted a picture of his mate’s bold new tatt.
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Tagging in former England striker and Walkers Crisp frontman Lineker, the post read: "Joe just got Gary Lineker shags crisp tattooed on his nipple, I'm lost for words."
And much to Joe and Jordan’s delight, the lad-friendly Match of the Day host responded to the post, saying: "I'm not sure it's even possible. Goodness knows, I've tried!
In a surprising confession to Lad Bible, Joe hinted that he now regrets having the insightful message permanently engraved into his flesh.
He said: “It's 1000% the stupidest thing I've ever done.”
The aspiring PE teacher also revealed he is an admirer of Lineker’s considerable presenting talents.
He said: "He's a nice bloke and I like him on Match Of The Day, but he played for Tottenham which is unforgivable."
Fellow joker Jordan had a tattoo of a lightsaber cut into his foot while Joe sat in the chair.
The Star Wars fan said: “[Joe] was the one who came up with idea for the tattoo, he thought it would be funny to rip the man by getting it tattooed on him."
The pair’s mate Martin also reportedly had the moving phrase 'Kavos 2016' inked on his bottom.
Other highlights from the group’s holiday, which kicked off on August 15, included one member guzzling a pint of the other’s urine.
Prankster Jordan also tweeted the name of the thirsty friend and said he was hoping to meet a special girl to steal his virginity on the exotic island.
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