We can jail the radical Muslim preacher Anjem Choudary… but what about all the other haters?
NOW here’s a disappointment for you all.
The radical Muslim preacher Anjem Choudary won’t be appearing on your TV screens any more.
No more stuff about death to the infidel cockroaches, or cheering when British soldiers are killed, or pledging his support for ISIS.
This smirking barbarian from the Stone Age has just been convicted of inciting terrorism. He faces a possible ten years in prison.
So let’s break open the bubbly. And hope he’s put in a cell with a psychopath who takes a great fancy to him. It will be nice for him to have some company during those long nights ahead.
I’m not a big fan of banging people up simply because of what they’ve said, to tell you the truth.
Choudary loathes this country and wants to see the Black Flag of Islam flying over Westminster.
He is opposed to everything we stand for. Everything in which we believe. A publicity-mad savage with the IQ of a bowl of tomato soup. He is believed to have influenced the Muslims who murdered fusilier Lee Rigby.
He encouraged British Muslims to go to fight for ISIS in Syria and Iraq. He called the 9/11 carnage in the US “glorious”. So I’m prepared to make an exception in the case of this horrible jackass.
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I’d prefer it, mind, if we could just deport him back to where he came from. Trouble is, he comes from Welling, in South East London. He’s another home-grown jihadi wannabe.
Our disastrous multicultural approach allowed nasty little s**ts like Choudary to survive and prosper.
And by prosper, I mean soak up hundreds of thousands of pounds in taxpayer’s money in benefits. Hasn’t worked for decades. Spent all his time trying to spread hatred throughout the country.
Can’t we get that money back, somehow? Because this is a REAL scandal. And he was a coward. A pitiful coward. Happy to encourage others to join ISIS in Syria, but didn’t dare go there himself.
More than happy to urge other Muslims to kill Westerners, but never got his hands dirty himself.
Thing is, though, if we imprison Choudary for what he’s said, rather than done — how many other radical Muslims out there should we be banging up?
The imams up and down the country who insist that Christians are sub-human. Spewing out their divisive creed.
Because while it is true that Choudary did not represent the views of MOST British Muslims, he did echo the views of a minority in this country.
That’s potentially an awful lot of people here and many more Muslims worldwide. We shouldn’t kid ourselves about this.
Still, today is for celebration. The bearded jihadi gob-on-a-stick is at last silent.
Long may he rot.
Why hide facts on attacks?
A KNIFE attack on a train in Austria. Two young men seriously injured.
Whodunnit? We don’t know, because they won’t tell us. Just a “German” man who may be mentally ill, according to the authorities.
But if they released his name, we’d most likely have a clearer idea, wouldn’t we? Because I bet it’s not something like Hans Lederhosen.
These attacks are happening on an almost daily basis – and on every occasion the authorities seem terribly reluctant to tell you the truth.
It happened in Switzerland a few days ago – again, no name released. Just a normal Swiss bloke with mental health issues, again. I bet it’s not, you know.
Same thing in London, where a bloke stabbed an American woman to death. He was, according to our authorities, a “Norwegian” with – yup – mental health issues. He was a Somalian who had lived in Norway for a bit.
Even with the horrific attacks in Nice, in which 84 people were murdered, the truth took a long time to come out.
At first we were told it was not terrorism. And then it was revealed he had close links to ISIS.
Quelle surprise.
And once more, in our own country, two men tried to kidnap servicemen from an RAF base in Norfolk. No names released – all we’re told is that they might be “Asian”. What, Japanese were they?
I don’t know why they do this, the authorities.
But I do know that whenever they don’t release a name of the perpetrator, I’m pretty damn certain about why the attack took place and what sort of people were responsible.
Especially so when they start telling you it was all to do with mental health issues.
Christmas...
A QUARTER of parents in this country have already begun their Christmas shopping.
That’s according to some new survey designed, I think, to depress the living bejesus out of everybody.
When I read this, a wave of nausea passed over me.
All too soon it will be cold and damp. John Lewis has probably already finished shooting its latest saccharine Christmas ad, probably featuring a puppy, or an orphaned otter and a winsome song.
The nights draw in. And we have to prepare for the rellies coming round.
I’d far rather start thinking about all that on December 23.
Let’s try to enjoy the rest of summer.
'Victim' Kelly can't loos
DID you see the photographs of that great fat hag who dropped her drawers to urinate on a war memorial?
Kelly Martin was pictured sticking two fingers up to the photographers. A right addled mess of a woman.
Twice, in broad daylight, she weed on the cenotaph in Grays, Essex – while swigging from a can of lager.
She was too p***ed to pull her trousers up properly afterwards.
She’ll be back in court soon – but I bet they treat her leniently.
She’ll play the “alcoholic” card – so she’s a victim, rather than a villain.
There will be psychiatric reports and social workers scurrying around and the sponging old soak will get nothing more than a mild rebuke.
I wonder what the dead of those two world wars would like to see done to her?
Brexit bubble hasn't burst
TWO months nearly since that glorious Brexit vote – and we’re still not dead, are we?
Still no plagues of locusts, world war, financial crisis, people eating each other because there’s no food.
Indeed – quite the opposite. The Remain camp were really looking forward to the latest unemployment figures, out yesterday.
It was expected – by them, at least – that there would be a big surge in the figures. Because of all the firms upping sticks and getting the hell out of the UK.
And what’s happened? Unemployment has FALLEN quite sharply.
There are now fewer people claiming benefits than at any time since 2008.
Corbyn's trot-ten to core
THAT gibbering bearded halfwit, Jeremy Corbyn, has called for the “complete rehabilitation” of dead Russian commie thug Leon Trotsky, above.
The leader of the Labour Party worships the nasty scrote and even wears a hat a bit like the one Trotsky used to wear.
Trotsky was a fervent supporter of the “Red Terror”. This was a systematic campaign of murder and torture of people opposed to the new Communist regime in the Soviet Union.
As many as one million people were liquidated.
A month or so ago, Corbyn attended a Cuban Solidarity Rally.
Castro’s Cuba is another Communist country with an appalling human rights record.
No political opposition is allowed in what is a police state.
So, can we now stop pretending that Corbyn may be useless but at least he’s “nice”?
He’s not nice. He’s pretty vile, no?
Incidentally, Trotsky died when someone planted an ice pick in the back of his head.
You shouldn’t do the same thing to Corbyn – he’d almost certainly survive anyway.
There’d just be an unpleasant hollow sound as the sharp bit went in.
The whingeing has begun
AH – it had to happen. Now that British athletes are whupping the entire world (except for the US, of course) in the Olympics, the whingeing has begun.
Countries desperately jealous of our success are questioning how it is that Team GB has done so well.
And who are the biggest whingers? The Aussies, the Germans and the perpetually useless French. But especially the Aussies.
World champion Australian cyclist Anna Meares, right, said all the countries were “scratching their heads” over Britain’s incredible success story. And wondering how it happened.
Well, Anna, poppet, it happened because they PEDALLED FASTER THAN YOU DID. Their little feet went round and round much quicker.
We used to consider Germany and Australia close rivals in the Olympics.
Not any more. We’ve now breezed past the Chinese and have our sights set on the Yanks.